2007-3-25 10:43 AM
文文
LOCK
Ｆiｒsｔ
幫我抓一個笑話
Ｂuｔ .．.
要係一個Ｅnｌiｓh的笑話
Ａnｄ
要將果個Ｅnｌiｓh的笑話
轉成中文解俾我聽
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做功課的..．．
卡 卡 卡
[[i] 本帖最後由 文文 於 2007-3-25 02:01 PM 編輯 [/i]]
2007-3-25 10:51 AM
傻婆蔚-____v`
揭開 Windows 應用程式的真面目
while (memory_available)
如果還有記憶體可用
{
eat_major_portion_of_memory (no_real_reason);
那就無緣無故地吃掉大部份的記憶體
if (feel_like_it) make_user_THINK (this_is_an_OS);
如果使用者感覺不錯, 會認為它是一個作業系統
Bill_Gates_bank_balance++;
然後 Bill Gates(微軟總裁) 的錢就會增加啦:p
2007-3-25 10:55 AM
巴黎之冬
[color=#f50000]Have the Ji doll dog and the La bowel dog just one day while playing big rich man in room......
The La bowel dog:to is today Lantern Festival?
The Ji doll:H'm, is ah!Let today us are two to what stuff very much, I paid a topic to guess to you!
The La bowel dog:good!Good!(Jump very happily)
The Ji doll:please ask(get dark black) is what thing, please guess 6 kinds of animals!
The La bowel dog:(engage in mental drudgery)H'm....Exactly is which 6 kinds of animals ah?Say answer fast???
The Ji doll:answer BE, be like a horse deer lion leopard tiger..(Taiwanese)was like to want northwest rain!He He!^.^
The La bowel dog:very cold........(Have no speech)......... [/color]
[color=#0000ff]
有一天,有吉娃娃狗和臘腸狗正在房間裡玩大富翁時......
臘腸狗:對了今天是元宵節嗎?
吉娃娃:嗯,是呀!讓今天我們兩個很無聊,我出出個題目給妳猜一猜吧!
臘腸狗:好哇!好哇!(非常高興的跳著)
吉娃娃:請問(天黑黑)是甚麼東西,請猜6種動物吧!
臘腸狗:(絞盡腦汁)嗯....到底是哪6種動物呀?快說答案吧???
吉娃娃:答案就是,像馬鹿獅豹虎..(台語)像要下西北雨!呵呵!^.^
臘腸狗:好冷唷........(無言)......... [/color]
2007-3-25 11:40 AM
文文
[quote]原帖由 [i]ada1125[/i] 於 2007-3-25 10:51 AM 發表
揭開 Windows 應用程式的真面目
while (memory_available)
如果還有記憶體可用
... [/quote]
SORRY....你果D笑話5後錦好笑
你地重有冇D好笑D？？
[quote]原帖由 [i]巴黎之冬[/i] 於 2007-3-25 10:55 AM 發表
Have the Ji doll dog and the La bowel dog just one day while playing big rich man in room......
The La bowel dog:to is today Lantern Festival?
The Ji doll:H'm, is ah!Let today us are two to ... [/quote]
2007-3-25 11:51 AM
巴黎之冬
[color=#ff0000]懷孕」
某個小姐因為身體不舒服，
醫生：小姐，恭喜妳啊！妳懷孕了，也恭喜妳先生，他就要做爸爸了！！
小姐：啊？？我沒有先生.....
醫生：那就要跟妳男朋友恭喜啦！！不過妳也要叫他負起責任！！
小姐：可是人家也沒有男朋友.....
醫生：那就告訴妳的雙親，第二個耶穌要誕生了！！[/color]
[color=#0000ff]Pregnancy"
A certain young lady is because of body indisposition,
Doctor:Young lady, congratulate you!You became pregnant, also congratulating a your husband, he will be father!!
Young lady:??I have no Sir.....
Doctor:That will follow your boyfriend congratulations!!However you also want to call him shoulder responsibility!!
Young lady:The somebody else but also has no boyfriend.....
Doctor:That parents who tells you, the second Jesus wanted to be born!![/color]
2007-3-25 02:01 PM
文文
[quote]原帖由 [i]巴黎之冬[/i] 於 2007-3-25 11:51 AM 發表
懷孕」
某個小姐因為身體不舒服，
醫生：小姐，恭喜妳啊！妳懷孕了，也恭喜妳先生，他就要做爸爸了！！
小姐：啊？？我沒有先生.....
醫生：那就要跟妳男朋友恭喜啦！！不過妳也要叫他負起責任！！
小姐： ... [/quote]
SOORY....
我都係5like
我已經找到人HELP me la
以很好笑