[[轉]]中國式英文

你給我站住！(You Give Me Stop！)

美中不足 (American Chinese not enough )

心花怒放 (heart flower angry open )

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see,brothers ！ together up ！)

不三不四(no three no four)

不要臉.臭三八..你給老娘記住...
[No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.]

大家真是好閒...
big home true yes good leisure...

how are you?(怎麼是你?)
how old are you?(怎麼老是你?)

Watch wear autumn water
望穿秋水

你是王八蛋
you is king eight egg

Go a head
(去個頭)

I am olny one no two
我是獨一無二

一元復始萬象更新
one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update

我火大了
I'm fire big

Big people do not think of small people s mistake.
(大人不記小人過)

Give foreigners see is many throw people~~
(給外國人看到是多丟人阿~~)

win lost milk house long poopoo rice
勝敗乃家常便飯

you have today too.
你也有今天= =|||

Close you what thing?
(關你什麼事?)

移花接木→move the flower catch the wood.

(people people feed i ，i feed peole people)
人人「為」我，我「為」人人。

★珍珠奶茶really pig milk tea

有一套
have one suit

白面書生
White face book student

Ghost just knows who you are?
鬼才知道你是誰?

sit sit!you yes ,he no!
(坐 坐！你對，他不對)

kaka 好好笑呀.,....

好好笑!!!>W<
十ト....十ト...
THZ

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哈哈..
好笑..
十卜..