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2007-10-14 02:39 PM h0ney;)
用英語逼死美國人....

剛才來了個美國人,進到辦公室,前臺小姐左看右看,大家都在打遊戲,只有自己比較清閑,面帶微笑的:

前臺小姐:“hello.”

美國人:“hi.”

前臺小姐:“you have what thing?”

美國人:“can you speak english?”

前臺小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”

美國人:“can anybody else speak english?”

前臺小姐:“you! yourself! look .all people are playing, no people have time,you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

美國人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前臺小姐:“shout what shout,quiet a little, you  have what thing?”

美國人:“i want to speak to your head.”

前臺小姐:“head not 在. you tomorrow come!”

美國人吐血。。。

2007-10-23 03:34 PM cha123
個小姐D英文咁怪gei....中文形既英文ar....haha

2007-10-23 04:59 PM {離.~恨
用中文既方式講英文..真係幾搞笑喎...

2007-10-23 06:08 PM @AuDreY~
我都唔明佢講咩呀!

2007-10-24 06:44 PM kaman_melody
諗左好耐,,
都唔知佢地講緊咪]]]]]:seY7380:

2007-10-26 08:41 AM 戀愛妄想症×]`
講緊咩呀個前臺小姐up乜叉野=]

2007-10-26 08:48 AM catbb223
HAHA:s5l84He:

2007-10-26 09:17 AM W.
這就是正宗港式英語:sq437ZJ:

2007-10-26 07:59 PM BoBo妹
用中文既方式講英文..除左香港人都好難聽得明,,,

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