2008-7-17 05:58 PM
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!●*答應我,,永遠也不離開我,,好嗎??°!| ＊潮爆校園
牙MＥ：可愛 "笑果陣時勁甜 "活潑開朗 "中２A班轉校生＊
PＳ "易喊易笑既人 "同牙紫勁ＦD→
牙紫：令女 "型爆 "勁多仔溝 "中２A班＊
PＳ "好CＯOＬ "鐘意牙HＯ "同牙MＥ勁ＦD→
牙HＯ：令仔 "型爆 "勁多女溝 "中２A班＊
PＳ "爆串嘴 "老師都頂佢唔順 "本來鐘意牙兒 "因為牙MＥ既出現→
牙根：令仔 "細心 "好搞笑 "中２A班＊
PＳ "串嘴 "好鐘意牙紫 "同牙HＯ勁ＦD→
配角 "☆
牙詠：個樣MＡMＡ地 "爆好人 "勁叻女 "中２A班＊
PＳ "好乖女 "仲係學校既模範生TＩM→
牙兒：爆令女 "型爆 "勁有料 "勁多仔圍 "中２A班＊
PＳ "扮曬野 "以為自己最巴閉 "鐘意牙HＯ "同玲勁ＦD→
牙玲：校花１個 "好有料 "好衰格 "中２B班＊
PＳ "專針對牙MＥ "勁串嘴 "好賤格 "鐘意牙傑 "同兒勁ＦD→
牙傑：爆令仔 "型爆 "黑社會大佬 "有勁多女 "中２B班＊
PＳ "好鐘意玩女 "１個月就轉女１次 "但係同時對牙MＥ同牙玲好專１ "但最後選擇了牙MＥ→
牙WＡI：令仔 "幾型 "有料 "好打得 "中２B班＊
PＳ "好討厭牙HＯ "鐘意牙兒
牙K：校草１個 "唔多鐘意講野 "冇咩朋友 "中２A班＊
PＳ "唔鐘意出聲 "好自閉 "但係牙MＥ既出現改變左佢→
作者係牙MＥ&牙君 "未問過我唔准轉貼牙 "
睇下有幾多人＋卜我先PＯSＴ "::try:::
2008-7-17 05:58 PM
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第１回 "◆我班多了１個新同學 ""
係２A班既班房 "＊
MＩSＳ：聽日會有１個新同學入黎GＡ喇 "
男生A：下 "聽日就有個新同學 "→哈哈 "今次實俾我地果班玩死都有份LＡ "
男生B：嘩 "咁我地果班咪愈黎愈好玩LＯ "→哎呀 "唔知個樣係點GＡ呢 "
男生C：哈哈 "唔知佢個樣會係點GＡ呢 "→如果係令女咁就好喇 "但係如果係豬GＡ話 "
MＩSＳ：大家靜D先LＡ "→日日都咁嘈 "真係就俾你地激死喇 "
牙HＯ：MＩSＳ你煩唔煩D AＲ "日日都係E句 "
ＭIＳS：鬼叫你地日日都咁嘈咩 "
牙HＯ：妖 "有新同學又點AＲ "又唔知佢叫咩名 "鬼知佢係邊個咩 "
ＭIＳS：佢叫做牙MＥ "
男生A：牙MＥ "聽落去好似係令女黎GＡ喎 "→嘩 "如果係令女既話 "我實要溝到佢AＲ "
男生B：係喎 "MＩSＳ "佢令唔令女GＡ "佢幾歲GＡ "→哎呀 "唔知佢有冇IＣQ呢 "
男生C：佢有冇電話GＡ "→有既話 "得閒既我要同佢玩PＨONＥSＥX AＲ "
放學既鐘聲終於響起左喇 "＊
ＭIＳS：唉 "如果你地想知道新同學D野 "就問牙紫LＡ "
牙HＯ：係LＯ "果個新同學男定係女AＲ "
男A：係LＯ "我都想知係男定女AＲ "
男B：係AＲ "快D講LＡ "
牙紫：UＭ "係女黎GＡ "
牙HＯ：令唔令既先 "
牙紫：下 "
牙根：下咩嗜 "講黎知下都好AＲ MＡ "
牙紫：UＭ "都OＫ LＡ "
牙HＯ：下 "得OＫ咋 "
牙根：妖 "聽日未可以睇到佢LＯ "E家講黎都曬氣 "
ＭIＳS：好喇好喇 "E家落堂 "
未講完 "成班友走曬 "＊
ＭIＳS：真係AＲ佢地 "
係２樓既走廊 "＊
牙兒：喂 "聽日我班會黎１個新生喎 "
牙WＡI：下 "咩料AＲ "→唔知會唔會係女仔呢 "
牙兒：我都唔知邊燃個黎既 "剩係聽D人講係女仔喎 "
牙傑：下 "係咩 "我諗都係豬果隻GＡ喇 "→嘩 "話唔家係令女黎TＩM GＡ "
牙玲：唉 "
牙兒：做咩牙 "玲姐 "
牙玲：你望下果邊仆街先LＡ "→指住牙紫 "
牙傑：佢又係咩料AＲ "→又幾令女GＡ喎 "
牙WＡI：哦 "未就係上次串玲姐果個LＯ "
牙傑：下 "咁大件事又唔同我講既 "
牙玲：唉 "算LＡ "俾面牙兒至唔郁佢咋 "
牙兒：多謝你AＲ "玲姐 "
牙傑：我知 "你唔想俾牙HＯ見到牙兒咁賤格AＲ MＡ "
牙WＡI：係咩 "→又係牙HＯ "想搶我既牙兒 "下世LＡ "
牙玲：E家有D餓TＩM "不如E家出去MＫ行下 "順路食埋野LＡ "
牙傑：都好喎 "牙WＡI你有冇都到錢GＡ "
牙WＡI：梗有LＡ "
牙玲：咁行得LＡ "
2008-7-17 05:58 PM
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第２回 "◆開學的第１天（上）
係２A班既班房 "＊
男生A：E "妹妹仔 "你叫咩名AＲ "→睇落去佢個樣真係好SＷEＥT AＲ "
牙MＥ：下 "我叫做牙MＥ "你好牙 "→甜甜既１笑 "
男生B：係喎 "知你都未熟悉曬學校４周圍 "不如哥哥小息帶你識下AＲ "→淫笑 "
牙MＥ：下 "→有D驚佢TＩM ＧA "
男生C：唉 "你睇下佢AＲ "佢都唔掂GＥ "仲有牙 "佢今日仲要留堂TＩM GＡ "等得帶你去LＡ "→E條女我要梗GＡ喇 "
男生B：喂 "→瞪左男生B １眼 "
男生C：唔駛理佢GＡ "以後有D咩野事要幫手 "搵我就得GＡ喇 "→對住男生B奸笑 "同我搶野 "真係未夠班AＲ "
男生A：妹妹仔 "今日放學得唔得閒牙 "不如哥哥陪你行街街AＲ "→撤嬌 "有D姣 "
男生C：唔該你發姣就行開Ｄ LＡ "咪阻燃住曬LＡ "→阻住個地球轉 "
男生A：E家我約人出街AＲ "關你咩Q事AＲ "→唔鉅 "
男生C：唔燃鉅AＲ "唔鉅隻秋AＲ笨 "→好火 "
牙兒：仆街 "嘈咩Q AＲ又 "又係為左條女嘈 "→２A班既大家姐剎到 "全班友靜曬 "
男生A＋B＋C：哼 "→唔好以為自己係２A班既大家姐就懶巴閉喇喎 "你都係夠玲姐上位姐 "
牙兒：好心你地LＡ "唔好成日好似隻狗 "日日係度吠 "
牙兒１講先E句 "成班友係度猛咁笑 "就係E個時候 "牙紫返左黎 "＊
牙MＥ：牙紫 "→對住牙紫笑 "
牙紫：牙MＥ "→見到牙兒瞪住佢 "
牙兒：啤咩啤AＲ "未見過令女牙 "
牙MＥ：牙紫冇啤你喎 "係你啤佢咋喎 "→嬲個樣都幾CＵTＥ喎 "
牙紫：牙MＥ AＲ "→唔想牙MＥ得罪佢 "
牙兒：同類真係同類 "又係度扮曬野 "搏同情 "唉 "
講講下牙HＯ同牙根都番左黎喇 "
唔知佢地會發生左D咩事呢 "
2008-7-17 06:00 PM
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開學的第１天（下）
係２A班既班房 "＊
牙HＯ：E "新同學喎 "咩咁豬既 "→嘩 "佢好令女AＲ "
牙根：E "唔係牙 "都幾令女AＲ "唔錯唔錯 "→同我想像中果個牙MＥ仲好喎 "
牙HＯ：喂 "你啞GＡ "咁耐都唔出聲 "你叫叫名牙 "令妹 "
牙MＥ冇理到佢 "
牙HＯ：喂 "你唔係又龍又啞GＡ "E家我問你AＲ "
牙MＥ又冇理到佢 "
牙HＯ：你 "
牙MＥ：我咩我牙 "你仲要明知故問 "
牙HＯ：咩明知故問牙 "死令妹 "家陣有個令仔想識你喎 "咁都唔受 "→好明顯我E家係全班人面前溝緊你LＡ "
牙MＥ：我叫牙MＥ全班人都知GＡ LＡ "係你笨至唔知嗜 "仲有咩受唔受AＲ "睇你個樣似個牙伯多過令仔GＡ喇 "
牙HＯ：哎呀 "你牙 "
牙根：唔好嘈LＡ "MＩSＳ黎左喇 "
牙HＯ：好 "見你係新黎我至俾面你GＡ咋 "
牙MＥ：我唔駛你俾面我喎 "
牙HＯ：你 "→好 "你今日同我小心D牙 "
牙兒：牙HＯ AＲ"E D咁既人唔好同佢嘈LＡ "同佢嘈簡直有失身份牙 "→啤住牙MＥ "
牙HＯ：好 "我費時有失身份AＲ "→我１定要溝到牙MＥ "
牙MＥ：我怕你嘈嘈到我同你條女狂啤住我咋 "→同牙兒互啤 "
牙兒：你家陣好想死AＲ "→想１巴CＯM落牙MＥ到 "
牙詠：MＩSＳ黎左喇 "→幫牙MＥ "唔想牙兒打牙MＥ "
MＩSＳ終於黎左喇 "＊
MＩSＳ：GＯOＤ ＭOＲNＩNＧ "CＬAＳS "
CＬＡSＳ：GＯOＤ ＭOＲNＩNＧ "MＩSＳ屎 "
MＩSＳ：好喇 "今日黎左１個新同學 "
牙HＯ：係人都知LＡ "仲駛你講AＲ "
MＩSＳ：咁人地第１日入黎 "係咪應該俾個好印象人地AＲ "
牙HＯ：咁又唔見佢１入黎俾個好印象我地 "→好串嘴 "想同我串下隔世先LＡ "
MＩSＳ：你 "都費時同你講AＲ "好喇 "牙MＥ同學你就同大家介紹下自己LＡ "
牙HＯ：冇人叫你講 "係你自己要同我講咋喎 "
牙MＥ：大家好 "我叫做牙MＥ "今年1２歲 "
MＩSＳ：好 "我E家唔同你嗌 "今日放學之後黎搵我 "
男生A：1２歲讀FＯRＭ 2 "唔係咁勁牙 "→咩人黎GＡ "
男生B：嘩 "簡直係破曬健力士學校紀錄大全AＲ "→咁未即係勁過牙詠 "
牙MＥ：MＩSＳ "牙紫佢暈左AＲ "
男生C：我個紫紫AＲ "你千祈唔好有事AＲ "→喊埋出黎AＲ "駛唔駛牙 "
男生B：牙紫你唔好有事AＲ "最多我照顧你１生１世AＲ "→出曬位 "喊埋１份 "
男生A：牙紫 "→E個仲激動 "猛咁係度大嗌牙紫 "
牙HＯ：你話AＲ "點解我要黎搵你AＲ "你搵我唔得GＡ "→火到拍檯 "
MＩSＳ：全部同我收聲 "→MＩSＳ終於發火喇 "
牙HＯ：你話收就收AＲ "
MＩSＳ：你即刻同我係班房出面罰企 "→啤左牙HＯ １眼 "
牙HＯ：好 "出咪出 "驚你牙 "→真係出左班房出面罰企 "
MＩSＳ：牙兒你同我帶牙紫落去醫療室 "UＭ "搵多個人去幫手LＡ "
牙兒：好牙 "→今次你仲唔死 "
牙根：MＩSＳ "等我同牙兒佢地１齊去AＲ "我絕對唔會俾你傷害牙紫佢GＡ "
MＩSＳ：但係 "
牙根：有個男仔睇住會好D GＡ "MＩSＳ牙 "
MＩSＳ：咁好LＡ "
牙根：牙兒１齊行LＡ "→抱起牙紫 "
牙兒：好牙 "→哼 "竟然想阻住我 "
MＩSＳ：好 "E家上堂 "
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2008-7-17 06:00 PM
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第３回 "◆牙兒復仇計（上）
係醫療室 "＊
牙根：校工叔叔 "牙紫佢點AＲ "→牙紫你唔好嚇我AＲ "
校工叔叔：令仔唔駛咁緊張喎 "→係人都知係你條女LＡ "
牙兒：係LＯ "佢又唔係你邊個 "駛咩咁緊張AＲ "→你鐘意人地AＲ "人地都未必鐘意你LＡ "
牙根：你 "→你肯定想搏打頂喇 "
校工叔叔：唉 "佢今朝係咪冇食藥AＲ "→大佬 "佢有貧血GＡ "
牙根：下 "你又知佢要食藥既 "
校工叔叔：E個學生有病歷記錄GＡ MＡ "
牙根：咁佢要食D咩藥GＡ "而且係咪要日日食GＡ "
牙兒：駛唔駛咁AＲ "人地又唔係你條女 "→原來佢有病既 "哈 "
牙根：關你牙媽咩事AＲ "
牙兒：你又咩燃野AＲ "
牙根：問心果句 "你有燃咩 "有燃至好罵人LＡ "→想１巴CＯM落牙兒到 "
牙兒：你 "→竟然咁夠膽串我 "１陣你條女就 "嘻 "
校工叔叔：你地１人小句得唔得AＲ "病人仲休息緊GＡ "→好嬲 "
牙根＋牙兒：哼 "→鬼叫佢串我AＲ "
牙詠突然間落左黎 "＊
牙詠：大件事喇 "MＩSＳ發火喇 "牙根你要快D上去搵牙HＯ LＡ "
牙根：下 "→咁牙紫佢點AＲ "
牙兒：哦 "得GＡ喇 "佢E家就去GＡ喇 "→今次牙紫係我度 "你仲唔死 "
牙詠：牙根 "咁E家快Ｄ上去LＡ "→好急GＡ "
牙根：你好野 "死８婆 "→係牙兒耳仔邊細聲咁講 "
牙兒：睇下點 "→奸笑 "
係２A班既班房 "＊
MＩSＳ：我要你E家即刻向著全班同我道歉 "→火到臉都紅曬TＩM AＲ "
牙HＯ：你話AＲ "→話下你牙媽嗜 "駛唔駛咁AＲ "
MＩSＳ：家陣你話我牙媽喎 "
牙HＯ：話你牙媽未話你牙媽LＯ "鬼叫你牙媽生左你E個咁既女AＲ "
MＩSＳ：你想罵我嗜 "駛唔駛罵埋我牙媽AＲ "→眼仔都濕曬喇 "真係好想打死你AＲ "
牙HＯ：想打我牙 "打LＯ "
MＩSＳ：你 "
牙HＯ：睇下我會唔會告到你甩褲AＲ喇 "→我E家就係要串你 "吹牙 "
牙HＯ 1講Ｅ句全班友係度狂笑 "＊
MＩSＳ：牙MＥ "你E家即刻同我落去搵校長黎 "
牙MＥ：下 "我 "→我新黎咋喎 "
MＩSＳ：我叫你去就去LＡ "→喊左出黎喇 "
牙MＥ：係既 "→我巖巖黎入E間中學 "我都唔知邊度係校長室 "唉 "算LＡ "落左去先算LＡ "
係牙根果邊 "＊
牙根：哎呀 "→扮曬野咁 "
牙詠：做咩野牙 "
牙根：我巖巖留低左D好重要既野係醫療室到AＲ "→又係度講大話 "
牙詠：咁點AＲ "
牙根：一係我去番果度拎番先LＡ "你就返課室先 "→好急 "
牙詠：但係 "
牙根：得GＡ喇 "我搞得掂GＡ喇 "
牙詠：咁好LＡ "你要快D返黎AＲ "
牙根：得喇我喇 "→未講完就跑番落去 "
係牙MＥ果邊 "
牙MＥ：究竟校長室係邊度呢 "→搵得好唔耐煩AＲ "
牙根：E "牙MＥ "→跑度喘曬氣 "
牙MＥ：E "係你牙 "牙根 "又會咁巖既 "
牙根：我入去睇下牙紫咋MＡ "咁你呢 "
牙MＥ：哦 "MＩSＳ叫我落黎搵校長咋MＡ "→E "頭先MＩSＳ唔係急CＡLＬ叫佢返課室GＡ咩 "E家佢又話蓍黎搵牙紫 "唔通佢 "哈哈 "
牙根：E "你諗咩野AＲ "
牙MＥ：冇野AＲ "係喎 "我都想知牙紫佢E家點AＲ "
牙根：咁我地１齊入去AＲ "
牙MＥ：好AＲ "→甜甜既笑 "
2008-7-17 06:00 PM
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第３回 "◆牙兒復仇計（下）
係醫療室 "＊
牙兒：都係你牙 "如果唔係你 "牙HＯ就唔會對我只係牙妹 "→拎左把CＵTＴEＲ出黎 "
牙兒：你有邊樣野好過我AＲ "你樣又差過我 "身材又唔夠我索 "點解牙根佢又會鐘意你GＡ "→我知喇 "係個樣剩係差我少少嗜 "
牙兒：你唔好怪我咁做AＲ "係你自己拎番黎GＡ咋 "→想拎起把CＵTＴEＲ介落牙紫塊面到 "
就係E個時候 "＊
牙根：你個８婆AＲ "我１早就估到你會咁做ＧA喇 "→搶左牙兒手上把CＵTＴEＲ "
牙MＥ：好采牙紫E家冇事咋 "→好嬲 "
牙兒：新黎既 "同我收皮LＡ "死８婆 "串嘴AＲ "
牙MＥ：哈 "冇皮點收AＲ "係都你收左我先收LＡ "→同我串真係未夠班AＲ "
牙兒：你地好野LＡ "你地因住黎AＲ "→好羅咁走左去 "
牙根＋牙MＥ：睇下點 "→好齊喎 "
牙紫：E度係邊度黎GＡ "→牙紫終於醒左喇 "
牙根：牙紫 "你真係嚇死我喇 "→攬住左牙紫 "
牙MＥ：嘩 "鐘意人駛唔駛咁出面AＲ "→偷笑 "
牙紫：我剩係覺得好雲咋 "→以為牙根係牙HＯ "
牙根：咁要唔要我幫你搞早退手續AＲ "順便我送埋你番屋企AＲ "→好溫柔 "
牙紫：但係我驚會煩住你AＲ "→估唔到牙HＯ咁關心我GＡ "
牙根：唔會GＡ "
牙紫：但係 "→臉紅 "
牙根：唔好但係喇 "一於我送你番屋企LＡ "
牙紫：咁好LＡ "→好開心牙 "
牙MＥ：E "咁我點AＲ "→我唔識搵校長室GＡ "
牙根：你直行轉右就係校長室GＡ喇 "
牙MＥ：哦 "唔該曬你牙 "→講完就即刻去校長室搵校長 "
牙根：E個牙MＥ真係AＲ "→細細聲講 "
校長室 "＊
校長：我唔容許學校有D咁樣既學生 "同學 "請你上去幫我叫果個學生落黎AＲ "→好嬲AＲ "
牙MＥ：係 "→見到校長咁既樣 "我都有D驚AＲ "
係２A班既班房 "＊
牙兒：究竟發生左咩事AＲ "→同緊牙詠好細聲咁講野 "
牙詠：頭先牙HＯ佢 "→將件事１5１0講曬俾牙兒聽 "
牙兒：下 "咩咁大件事AＲ "→唔得 "我今日１定要搵搵校長至得 "
牙詠：牙兒 "你做咩咁樣既 "
牙兒：冇野牙 "我點會有咩燃野AＲ "
牙詠：哦 "係咩 "→開始覺得牙兒怪怪地 "
牙MＥ番左黎 "
MＩSＳ：校長話點AＲ "→塊臉俾人激到紅曬 "
牙MＥ：佢話叫我帶佢落去喎 "→指住牙HＯ "
牙HＯ：指咩燃野AＲ "→本少爺係要俾你指GＡ咩 "
牙MＥ：我點知你咩料喎 "→我係要指AＲ "吹AＲ "
牙HＯ：手指指無禮貌 "真係無教養AＲ "→睇下你點串我 "有本事就串我LＡ "令妹 "
牙MＥ：起碼好過你先AＲ "講野之前唔刷牙 "把口咁臭既 "→唔好以為我好好蝦AＲ "牙伯 "
牙MＥ 1講Ｅ句全班友係度狂笑 "＊
牙HＯ：你 "→你好野 "睇下你遲D點死法 "
MＩSＳ：你地２個嘈夠未牙 "→勁火 "
牙HＯ＋MＥ：係佢咋喎 "哼 "→鬼唔望你１出課室門口就仆街AＲ "
牙HＯ：跟我講野 "→死LＡ "有D想溝佢TＩM "
牙MＥ：邊有AＲ "係你跟我講野咋 "爆炸狗 "→１日最衰都係你LＡ "
牙HＯ：下 "話我爆炸狗 "咁你呢 "龍貓 "→你真係好得意 "我就係鐘意 "
MＩSＳ：仲唔快D落去 "→好嬲 "
牙HＯ＋MＥ：落未落LＯ "哼 "→２個人唔小心行到課室門口既時候俾個地拖滑１滑咁就仆街喇 "
牙MＥ：AＲ "你好重AＲ "死開D LＡ→牙HＯ擇住左牙MＥ "
牙MＥ 1講Ｅ句全班友係度狂笑 "＊
牙HＯ：笑咩笑AＲ "有咩咁好笑AＲ "→鬼唔望你地笑爆個肚AＲ "
牙HＯ 1講Ｅ句全班友即刻靜曬 "＊
牙HＯ：仲唔行 "
牙MＥ：E家未行緊LＯ "
係地下既走廊 "
牙HＯ：喂 "
牙MＥ冇理到佢 "
牙HＯ：喂 "認下我好喇喎 "→有D唔鉅TＩM "
牙MＥ：你喂夠未牙 "討厭 "→我都未見過人咁煩GＡ "
牙HＯ：我未見過D人好似D DＩN雞咁 "亂咁發DＩN罵人GＡ "→哈 "睇下你今次點串我法 "
牙MＥ：我夠未見過D人好似D人咁煩GＡ "成個師奶咁係度同人講價 "唔該你要去買送就去街市LＡ "留係度簡直影響市容AＲ "→哎唷 "唔知邊個邊個平時話咁串嘴既呢 "E家羅左都唔知AＲ "哈哈 "
牙HＯ：你 "→有膽識 "我欣賞AＲ "
牙MＥ：我咩牙又 "入去見校長LＡ "→真係冇你咁好氣AＲ
2008-7-17 06:00 PM
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第４回 "◆牙HＯ俾人踢出校長
係校長室 "＊
校長：MＩSＳ話下你嗜 "你駛唔駛咁串嘴話番佢轉頭AＲ "→我都未見過D學生咁冇家教GＡ "
牙HＯ：家陣係我有俾錢交學費GＡ喎 "→同我串 "好 "就睇下你點串法 "
校長：有又點AＲ "總之我地學校唔容許有你E種咁既學生LＡ "
牙HＯ：我車 "唔好以為自己間學校係咩名校AＲ "→你以為你自己係邊個AＲ "李家誠牙 "我呸 "
校長：你話咩話 "→好火AＲ "
牙HＯ：廣東話 "駛唔駛聽多１次AＲ "→死老野 "串我AＲ "係咪唔夠串AＲ "呵呵 "
校長：好 "憑你E句說話 "我要踢你出校 "→串我AＲ "問你死未 "哈 "
牙HＯ：哎唷 "我好驚牙 "好牙 "驚你AＲ "垃圾簡直係垃圾AＲ "唉 "讀唔讀都霸LＡ "超 "→唔通留番係度獻世咩 "下世先LＡ "
校長：你 "唔得 "我要扣曬你D分 "
牙HＯ：扣咩分牙又 "我今日就要退學 "睇下你點扣 "→我偏偏係唔俾你扣AＲ "吹牙 "
校長：你好野 "不過少左１個學生都係好少嗜 "→係就快D走喇 "E度唔歡迎你D咁既人牙 "
牙HＯ：我梗係好野LＡ "BＹE BＹE喇喎 "→睇下點 "未講完就好大力關左門走人喇 "
校長：走快D LＡ "鬼唔望你冇學校收AＲ "→好嬲 "
係校長室出面 "
牙HＯ：E "等左好耐喇 "
牙MＥ：係牙 "差唔多成世喇 "牙哥 "→就黎俾你激死GＡ喇 "
牙HＯ：哎唷 "你幾時做左我牙妹GＡ "仲等左我咁耐 "我知喇 "你駛好喜歡我 "→想拖牙MＥ隻手 "
牙MＥ：你去死LＡ "我點會咁冇TＡSＴE鐘意D咁白癡既人AＲ "→好大力打左牙HＯ 1野 "
牙HＯ：嘩 "駛唔駛咁大力AＲ "→睇唔出你咁細粒 "咁大力GＥ "
牙MＥ：點牙 "
牙HＯ：咩野點嗜 "→扮曬野 "
牙MＥ：你知GＡ "你仲要問既 "係咪又想試下AＲ "→你講唔講AＲ "唔講你就死GＡ喇 "
牙HＯ：好 "講未講LＯ "我俾人踢出校LＯ "→哈哈 "仲唔係鐘意我 "咁關心我既 "
牙MＥ：抵你死AＲ "→又打左牙HＯ 1野 "
牙HＯ：喂 "講左你又打我 "→好痛AＲ "
牙MＥ：咁你今日就走AＲ MＡ "咁我要打多幾野 "我至消除到我心中既怒火GＡ "
牙HＯ：好１句我至消除到我心中既怒火GＡ "又唔見你俾我同你撲埋野至走人 "→攬住左牙MＥ "
牙MＥ：賤格 "→１野CＯM左落牙HＯ到 "→好嬲咁走番去課室到 "
牙HＯ：好 "我就係鐘意 "→鐘意就係鐘意 "但係真係好痛下GＡ "
放左學之後 "＊
牙兒：死８婆同我企係度 "→捉住左牙MＥ隻手 "
牙MＥ：我有名叫GＡ "姣婆 "→又黎牙 "打我LＡ "又唔出手 "
牙兒：我夠有名叫GＡ "死８婆 "→哎唷 "睇下你串得有幾耐 "
牙MＥ：咁有人對我冇禮貌先LＯ "咁佢又敬飲唔飲罰喎 "咁我未用番佢果種叫法LＯ "對佢好有禮貌GＡ喇 "→唉 "唔夠人串就唔好同"人串LＡ "
牙兒：你 "好 "我E家唔同你玩 我要問你 "牙HＯ佢究竟點樣AＲ "→好認真 "
牙MＥ：我都係好認真GＡ "UＭ "佢俾人踢左出校LＵ "→牙MＥ 1講完就走LＵ "
牙兒：冇可能GＡ喎 "唔得 "我要同校長講至得AＲ "→跑左落去校長室 "
係校長室 "＊
校長：唔得 "絕對唔可以 "
牙兒：爺爺AＲ "
校長：總之唔得LＡ "
牙兒：咁我都唔讀書喇 "
校長：你 "
牙兒：我唔理LＡ "牙HＯ唔留係度 "我都唔會留係度GＡ喇 "→講先就即刻走人喇 "
校長：牙兒AＲ "→唉 "真係冇曬佢辦法AＲ "
牙MＥ電話中 "＊
牙MＥ：喂 "
牙紫：係我AＲ "牙MＥ "→好開心牙 "
牙MＥ：E "做咩咁開心既 "係喇 "你好番D未AＲ "→哈 "你重色輕友牙你 "
牙紫：好左好多喇 "→如果日日都有牙HＯ陪住我咁就好喇 "
牙MＥ：梗係LＡ "有牙根陪住你喎 "實好SＷEＥT GＡ喇 "
牙紫：下 "咩頭先果個係牙根黎GＡ咩 "→咩唔係牙HＯ黎GＡ咩 "
牙MＥ：唔係既話 "你仲以為係邊個AＲ "
牙紫：咁冇野喇 "我E家想休息下先喇 "→由開心變成失望 "
牙MＥ：咁好LＡ "BＹE BＹE喇 "
牙紫：BＹE BＹE "→CＵT左線 "
牙MＥ：嘻 "E個牙紫AＲ "→好開心咁笑 "
2008-7-17 06:01 PM
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第５回"◆緣份下的約定
係１條街到 "＊
牙MＥ＋牙K：哎呀 "→牙MＥ唔小心撞到人牙 "
牙MＥ：AＲ "SＯRＲY牙 "真係唔好意思AＲ "→個樣勁好笑 "
牙K：我冇事AＲ "哈哈 "→原來E個女仔係咁得意GＡ "
牙MＥ：你咪係 "我果班果個牙K AＲ "→唔知點解見到牙K就咁開心 "
牙K：哈 "你唔係E家先知AＲ "→E "點解我會變成咁既 "我平時唔多鐘意講野GＡ "
牙MＥ：E "你１個人AＲ "→笑 "
牙K：係牙 "→佢笑果陣時真係好似１個人牙 "但係我又諗唔起係邊個 "
牙MＥ：咁不如我地１齊飲杯野AＲ "
牙K：係咪你請先 "→死LＡ "我唔會係鐘意左佢牙化 "
牙MＥ：如果唔係我點會叫你去AＲ "→覺得平時既牙K同E家好唔同 "
係１間CＯFＦEＥ SＨOＰ "
侍應：先生小姐 "請問你地想要D咩呢 "→好有禮貌 "
牙MＥ：我要１杯無糖既CＯFＦEＥ AＲ "唔該 "咁你呢 "牙K "
牙K：我冇所謂GＡ "
牙MＥ：咁要多杯無糖既CＯFＦEＥ AＲ "唔該 "→笑 "
侍應：咁好LＡ "請你地等１等 "→講完就走人 "
牙K：咁你好鐘意黎E度飲野GＡ "
牙MＥ：係牙 "E度最出名就係CＯFＦEＥ "佢地果種味道同人好唔同GＡ "
牙K：係 "咁我就要試過先知喇 "
牙MＥ：牙K "我覺得你好唔同 "
牙K：點解既 "
牙MＥ：第１次見到你既時候 "你係１個唔多鐘意出聲既人 "但係E家你就1８0度大轉變 "變到仲好開朗咁AＲ "
牙K：唔知呢 "可能係你既關係呱 "
牙MＥ：下 "又關我事 "
牙K：梗係關LＡ "因為你好似我以前既１個朋友 "
牙MＥ：哦 "原來係咁牙 "D CＯFＦEＥ都黎左喇 "快D趁熱飲LＡ "
牙K：哦 "好牙 "→想擺D糖落去杯CＯFＦEＥ到 "
牙MＥ：唔好牙 "→拍左牙K隻手１下 "
牙K：下 "點解既 "→佢隻手真係好令人好溫暖AＲ "仲有佢果種笑容真係好唔同 "
牙MＥ：因為唔落糖會好飲D LＯ "→好天真咁笑 "
牙K：哦 "原來係咁 "
牙MＥ：嘻 "
牙K：E "咁苦既 "
牙MＥ：你試下飲多幾啖先LＡ "
牙K：E "又唔覺苦喎 "仲比起唔落糖仲好飲TＩM AＲ "
牙MＥ：係黎 "E種飲法係我１個朋友教我GＡ "當你遇到果件事果種感覺係苦GＥ "但係當你慢慢去感受 "慢慢去接受 "話唔定果件事對你好GＡ呢 "
牙K：係咩 "原來飲CＯFＦEＥ都可以學到咁多野GＡ "咁我以後要向你多多學習喇 "哈哈 "
牙MＥ：邊係呢 "嘻 "
係１條街到 "＊
牙MＥ：都晏GＡ喇 "我都要返去GＡ喇 "
牙K：咁好LＡ "你返去要小心D牙 "
牙MＥ：咁好LＡ "→唔小心滑１滑 "好采咁巖有牙K扶著牙MＥ咋 "
牙MＥ：唔好意思AＲ "→臉紅喇 "
牙K：都叫左你小心D GＡ啦 "→第１次見到佢臉紅原來咁可愛GＡ "
牙MＥ：我走喇 "BＹE BＹE喇 "→１講先就走左喇 "
牙K：BＹE BＹE "唔通我真係鐘意左佢 "
牙MＥ：哎呀 "唔通我真係鐘意左牙K "不過鐘意又點AＲ "人地係校草黎GＡ "點會鐘意我AＲ "
2008-7-17 06:01 PM
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第６回 "◆佢竟然係牙MＥ既表哥
係牙MＥ屋企 "＊
牙MＥ：我返左黎喇 "→見到１個人即刻O曬嘴 "
MＥ既媽咪：你番左黎就好喇 "
牙MＥ：佢係邊個牙 "竟然可以入到黎既 "→瞪住果個人 "
MＥ既媽咪：哈 "咪咁冇禮貌LＡ "佢係你由細玩大既表哥牙HＯ "→同牙MＥ打左個眼色 "
牙MＥ：下 "佢係我表哥 "→真係好笑牙 "
牙HＯ：HＩ "好耐咁見喇喎 "表妹 "→哈哈 "今次仲唔俾我玩死 "
MＥ既媽咪：表哥叫你AＲ "仲唔叫人 "
牙MＥ：叫未叫LＯ "表姐 "→要我叫你做表哥 "好難喇 "
牙HＯ：你叫我做表姐 "真係好搞笑喎 "
牙MＥ：叫你做表姐已經好俾面GＡ喇喎 "唔通你想我叫你做牙婆AＲ "
牙HＯ：你 "→你好野LＡ "算 "我讓你 "
牙MＥ：哼 "→氣沖沖既返番自己間房到 "
MＥ既媽咪：唉 "E個女就係咁GＡ喇 "你唔好介意牙 "
牙HＯ：唔係AＲ "佢都幾得意AＲ "→俾佢咁激法 "你估我條氣會順咩 "
MＥ既媽咪：真係好對唔住AＲ "→估唔到佢地會咁GＡ "
牙HＯ：哦 "唔緊要既 "AＲ "係牙 "我可唔可以留係度住幾日AＲ "→串我牙 "睇下你E幾日點死 "哈哈 "
MＥ既媽咪：哦 "梗係得LＡ "E家我要入去廚房煮飯喇 "你自便先LＡ "→１講完就入左去廚房到 "
牙HＯ：哦 "好AＲ "→哈 "１陣你就知味道 "
係牙MＥ間房到 "牙MＥ電話中 "＊
牙MＥ：喂 "牙紫 "我今日真係唔好采AＲ "鳴鳴 "
牙紫：做咩牙 "牙MＥ "
牙MＥ：果個死人牙HＯ竟然係我表哥AＲ "→講黎起都好火AＲ "
牙紫：哦 "係咩 "咁又點呢 "→估唔到牙HＯ就係佢表哥 "唔知牙HＯ佢E家個心諗緊D咩呢 "
牙MＥ：最慘就係佢E家係我屋企牙 "
牙紫：唔係AＲ "→咁好 "我都好想去AＲ "不過我知唔得GＡ喇 "
牙MＥ：不如你E家黎埋我屋企食飯AＲ "
牙紫：下 "真既 "→好開心 "
牙MＥ：E "你做咩咁開心既 "
牙紫：冇野AＲ "我太開心可以同你１齊同果個衰人對抗咋MＡ "→能夠有機會見到牙HＯ係我１生中有幸既事黎GＡ "
牙MＥ：咁我預埋你GＡ喇 "
牙紫：我個電話就冇電喇 "我搞掂曬D野就上黎你屋企LＡ "→CＵT左線 "
牙MＥ：又係咁AＲ "唉 "
係客廳 "＊
MＥ既媽咪：食飯喇 "→今晚既送真係好豐富AＲ "呵呵 "
牙MＥ：嘩 "今晚有好多送牙 "→全部都係我鐘意食GＡ喎 "唔通牙媽佢轉死性 "
MＥ既媽咪：梗係LＡ "今日你表哥黎喎 "梗要煮番D佢鐘意食GＡ野LＡ "
牙HＯ：哦 "真係好多謝你喎 "→哈哈 "睇下你牙媽有幾錫你 "
牙MＥ：哼 "好巴閉咩 "→瞪住牙HＯ "
突然間有人禁門鐘 "＊
牙MＥ：AＲ "等我睇下邊個先 "→１定係牙紫黎GＡ喇 "
牙紫：HＡLＯ "→今日牙紫打扮得好令AＲ "
牙MＥ：呵呵 "真係好喇 "牙媽 "牙紫黎左牙 "→拖住牙紫隻手行過去 "
MＥ既媽咪：E "係牙紫牙 "咁巖又多左１套快指 "１齊食飯AＲ "→好開心 "
牙紫：好AＲ "伯母 "→１見到牙HＯ就臉紅喇 "
牙HＯ：HＡLＯ喎 "→好CＯOＬ "
牙MＥ：唔該坐開D LＡ "阻住曬 "
牙HＯ：哎呀呀 "你叫我借開 "
牙MＥ：你係我邊個牙 "
牙HＯ：我係你表哥LＯ "
牙MＥ：表哥就大曬喇 "仲有牙 "大讓細AＲ "
牙HＯ：你 "→好唔服氣 "
牙MＥ：AＲ "唔好咁樣 "喇 "有客人黎左 "梗係要讓位俾佢GＡ LＡ "係咪AＲ "
牙HＯ：好 "我就俾面佢 "→指住牙紫 "之後就讓左個位俾牙紫 "
牙MＥ：牙紫 "埋黎坐LＡ "→同埋牙紫１齊坐 "
牙紫：好牙 "→估唔到牙HＯ對我仲係咁冷淡GＡ "
MＥ既媽咪：好 "開飯喇 "
牙MＥ＋HＯ：好牙 "→好齊喎 "
牙MＥ：哼 "有人係度跟人講野喎 "唔知算唔算跟尾狗呢 "→哈哈 "實在太好玩喇 "今次仲唔玩死你 "
2008-7-17 06:01 PM
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第７回 "◆牙紫的秘密（上）
係客廳到 "＊
牙MＥ：牙紫食多D AＲ "唔駛咁客氣GＡ喎 "→笑 "
牙紫：哦 "得GＡ喇 "→死LＡ "點解牙HＯ會坐係我對面GＡ "搞到我個心卜卜咁跳AＲ "
牙MＥ：牙紫 "你冇野AＲ MＡ "係咪唔舒服牙 "
牙紫：唔係牙 "
牙HＯ：實係LＡ "食野都要對住佢 "對住佢簡直食唔落飯AＲ "→奸笑 "
牙MＥ：你話咩話 "→想死牙 "好大力咁踩左牙HＯ１野 "
牙HＯ：你 "你竟然踩我 "→好痛AＲ "
牙MＥ：哎唷 "真係唔好意思牙 "我冇心GＡ喎 "→同我作對AＲ "知唔知個死字點寫牙 "
牙HＯ：哦 "唔緊要 "→好明顯係專登GＡ LＡ "
牙MＥ：咁食飯LＡ "→你食屎仲好過食飯LＡ "
牙HＯ：哦 "我唔食喇 "你慢慢食LＡ下 "→叫我食 "你食先LＡ "食屎LＡ你 "
牙MＥ：哎呀 "→特登CＡKＥ左牙HＯ 1腳 "
牙HＯ：嘩 "好痛AＲ "→想起身 "
牙MＥ：好對唔住牙 "→潑左D水落牙HＯ到 "
牙HＯ：你 "→你好野 "我唔玩殘你 "我就唔叫做牙HＯ "
MＥ既媽咪：牙MＥ "→有D嬲 "
牙MＥ：哈 "我醒起仲有D功課唔識做TＩM "牙紫 "→同牙紫打左個眼色 "
牙紫：哦 "好牙 "我教你做LＡ咁 "→之後就跟左牙MＥ入左佢間房喇 "
MＥ既媽咪：唉 "今日真係唔好意思喇 "
牙HＯ：哦 "唔緊要 "細路女係咁GＡ喇 "→你個女真係好有家教GＡ嗜 "咁玩都有法既 "
MＥ既媽咪：咁我入去洗野先LＡ "有咩事事叫我LＡ "→１講完就入左廚房 "
牙HＯ：好牙 "唔該曬 "→真係唔該你個乖女AＲ "
係牙MＥ間房到 "＊
牙MＥ：哈哈 "→係度猛咁笑 "
牙紫：做咩笑得咁開心AＲ "我個牙MＥ "→唔知牙HＯ佢點呢 "唉 "
牙MＥ：頭先你見到果個爆炸狗果種表情咩 "羅爆喇佢 "哈哈 "
牙紫：哈哈 "係咩 "→不過佢真係好羅AＲ "哈 "
牙MＥ：你做咩咁喎 "苦口苦面咁既 "１定有野暪住我既 "
牙紫：梗係冇野LＡ "→見我咁樣實有野GＡ "
牙MＥ：哼 "唔講我嬲你GＡ喇 "→扮嬲 "
牙紫：好喇好喇 "我講喇 "→１5１0講曬俾牙MＥ聽 "
牙MＥ：下 "唔係牙化 "
2008-7-17 06:01 PM
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第７回 "◆牙紫的秘密（下）
係牙MＥ間房到 "＊
牙MＥ：你唔好同我講 "你鐘意佢牙化 "→唔係AＲ "你竟然會鐘意果個咁既衰人HＯ "
牙紫：其實我鐘意左佢好耐GＡ喇 "你未入黎學校既時候 "我已經 "→臉紅喇 "
牙MＥ：你已經鐘意左佢AＲ MＡ "→好大聲 "
牙紫：你唔好咁大聲LＡ "→仲大聲 "
牙MＥ：你自己未仲大聲 "
牙紫：唉 "唔同你嘈喇 "咁你會唔會嬲我GＡ "
牙MＥ：我似D咁既人咩 "→傻笑 "
牙紫：多謝你AＲ "牙MＥ "→攬住左牙MＥ "
牙MＥ：嘩 "我唔係TＢ黎GＡ "嘻 "→唔怪得之你１見牙HＯ就臉紅LＡ "
係客廳 "＊
MＥ既媽咪：牙MＥ "牙紫 "快D出黎食D生果先LＡ "→大嗌 "
牙MＥ＋紫：係GＥ "→好合拍 "
牙HＯ：傻MＥ終於出黎喇咩 "→係度狂笑 "
牙MＥ：你有冇睇到醫生AＲ "食左藥未牙 "先生 "→又黎串我 "睇下你串得幾耐AＲ喇 "
牙HＯ：咩咁大陣火藥未既 "→呵 "我係要串你AＲ "吹牙 "
牙MＥ：食你個大菠蘿LＡ "咁多野講 "→哼 "睇你食唔食得落 "
牙紫：牙MＥ AＲ "→同牙MＥ打左個眼色 "
牙MＥ：都費時同你D低等動物講野AＲ "牙紫 "係咪牙 "
牙紫：係牙係牙 "→其實我好想同牙HＯ講野GＡ "但係唔知傾D咩好 "
MＥ既媽咪：係喇牙MＥ "你今日第１日番學慣唔慣AＲ "
牙MＥ：梗係唔好LＡ "有個衰人搞到我今日俾MＩSＳ罵牙 "仲有牙 "果個咁既人搞到我仆街AＲ "→瞪住牙HＯ "
牙HＯ：係咩 "咁唔好采既你 "→哈哈 "真係好笑喎 "係你搞到我仆街先GＡ喎 "
牙MＥ：係LＯ "唔知邊個做既好事呢 "→哼 "我真係唔好采牙 "次次見親你都冇好野GＡ "
牙HＯ：話唔定係好事黎GＡ呢 "
牙MＥ：點會係好事呢 "牙紫 "你話喇 "
牙紫：係LＯ "→牙HＯ你究竟想講咩AＲ "
MＥ既媽咪：話唔定係好事黎GＥ "
牙MＥ：下 "點解牙 "你講喇 "點會係好事黎GＡ先 "
牙HＯ：人地鐘意左你LＯ "你傻GＡ "如果唔係點解會同你咁好傾AＲ "→唔通你E家仲唔知我鐘意左你咩 "
牙MＥ：你講野可唔可以講好聽D AＲ "→見到牙紫好似好想喊咁既 "
牙HＯ：牙紫 "你話係咪先喇 "
牙紫：可能係LＡ "→苦笑 "
牙MＥ：係喎 "我冇話同你講野GＡ喎 "
牙HＯ：我有同你講野咩 "我同空氣講野咋MＡ "
牙MＥ：咁你真係幾低能GＡ喎 "咩空氣都講到野GＡ咩 "
牙紫：我都係走先喇 "再見喇各位 "→１講先就走左喇 "
MＥ既媽咪：係咁好LＡ "番屋企要小心D AＲ "
牙MＥ：牙紫AＲ "→死LＡ "牙紫係咪嬲左我呢 "
2008-7-17 06:02 PM
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第８回 "◆牙MＥ既告白（下）
牙K：係 "我地永遠都係好朋友 "→其實牙K個心講E句說話真係覺得好苦GＡ "
牙MＥ：係 "係咩 "咁就好LＵ "我有１個咁好既朋友 "→喊左出黎 "仆低左 "
牙K：牙MＥ "→即刻扶番牙MＥ起身 "
牙MＥ：你唔好走LＡ "你唔好離開我 "好冇牙 "→我好鐘意你AＲ "
牙K：牙MＥ "→攬住左牙MＥ "
牙MＥ：你知唔知道 "我好鐘意你GＡ "我唔想剩係做你既朋友 "我想成為你另外既１半牙 "
牙K：牙MＥ "對唔住AＲ "→我唔可以同你１齊 "如果唔係你隨時會冇命GＡ "
牙MＥ：咁即刻咩意思喎 "→我剩係好想知你究竟鐘唔鐘意我咋 "
牙K：對唔住AＲ "我唔能夠同你係埋１齊 "→點解點解個天要咁玩我 "我真係好想同佢１齊GＡ "
牙MＥ：我剩係想知道你鐘唔鐘意我 "我只想知道 "→唔通你真係冇鐘意過我咩 "
牙K：有 "但係我唔可以同你係埋１齊 "因為我唔想你受到任何既傷害 "唔想你隨時會有意外 "→對唔住AＲ "１講完就令轉左後面走 "
牙MＥ：我唔會怕受到任何既傷害 "我可以為你甚至死牙 "因為我真係好鐘意你GＡ "→講講下個天落起１場雨 "而牙MＥ就跪左係度 "
牙K：牙MＥ "我決定同你係埋１齊 "→感動到喊左出黎 "
牙MＥ：牙K "→２個人望住對方 "就係E場雨下深情KＩSＳ "
突然間牙HＯ落左黎 "＊
牙HＯ：牙K "你知唔知你E家做緊咩AＲ "→你竟然想搶我條女 "你肯定未死過喇 "
牙MＥ：牙HＯ "你點解會落左黎GＡ "仲有AＲ "我地鐘意做咩就做咩 "根本就係唔關你事 "→妖 "次次見親你都阻住曬GＡ "
牙HＯ：佢係你邊個牙 "你竟然同佢 "→你知唔知我絕對唔會俾第２個男仔得到你GＡ "係絕對唔得AＲ "
牙K：我係牙MＥ既男朋友 "→拖住左牙MＥ隻手 "
牙HＯ：放開你隻手AＲ "→CＯM左牙K 1巴 "
牙MＥ：你做咩打牙K "
牙HＯ：我係要打佢AＲ "咁又點牙 "我E家同你AＲ "我唔會俾佢得你GＡ "任何人都係 "
牙MＥ：唔該你慳D LＡ "咁鐘意玩 "要玩就去隔離個遊樂場同D低B仔玩LＡ "我冇你咁好氣同你玩牙 "
牙HＯ：你真係唔信我鐘意你 "
牙MＥ：鐘意又點唔鐘意又點AＲ "我根本就對你１ D FＥEＬ都冇AＲ "你明唔明牙 "
牙HＯ：我唔信 "
牙MＥ：你唔信咪唔好信LＯ "仲有牙紫係好女仔黎GＡ "你應該好好咁珍惜E個好女仔GＡ "
牙HＯ：你同我講咁多野都冇用GＡ喇 "因為我鐘意果個都唔係佢 "
牙MＥ：哈 "你仲要係度玩喎 "你知唔知你會阻住姐姐GＡ "E個都成１1點GＡ喇 "仲唔快D番屋企 "你唔驚牙媽會罵你咩 "仲有AＲ "好心你讀好你D書先LＡ "又係度搞搞陣 "你知唔知你好乞人憎GＡ "
牙HＯ：係牙 "我係好乞人憎AＲ "咁又點AＲ "我睇你地唔順眼 "見到你地都眼暈喇 "當街當眾係度KＩSＳ "你知唔知醜GＡ "→大嗌 "
牙MＥ：喂 "你好喇喎 "→臉紅 "
牙HＯ：係你話我係度玩既 "咁我E家咪玩俾你睇LＯ "吹牙 "→口就講玩啫 "其實佢個心唔係玩GＡ "
牙MＥ：牙紫真係睇錯左你牙 "你知唔知道你自己好乞人憎GＡ "
牙HＯ：好 "我走LＯ "咁未冇人再阻住你LＯ "你HＡPＰY LＡ "→走果陣時仲瞪左牙K１眼 "
牙MＥ：走LＡ你 "再唔走我打死你GＡ→好火 "
牙K：算LＡ "牙MＥ "
牙MＥ：對唔住AＲ "牙K "你塊臉仲痛唔痛牙 "→唔好意思咁問
2008-7-17 06:02 PM
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第９回 "◆３角戀（上）
係１間酒吧到 "＊
牙兒：你唔好飲咁多LＡ "→你知唔知我會好心痛GＡ "
牙HＯ：你走LＡ "
牙兒：我唔走 "我要番係度陪你 "
牙HＯ：你唔好再煩住我LＡ "好冇AＲ "
牙兒：你E家咁樣我好唔放心GＡ "→唔通你到E家仲未知我有幾愛你GＡ咩 "
牙HＯ：你咪燃再煩AＲ "你再唔走 "唔好怪我會打你AＲ "→你鐘意我 "但係我偏偏鐘意既係牙MＥ牙 "
牙兒：你唔好咁LＡ "我真係好愛你GＡ "→喊埋出黎 "
牙HＯ：你鐘意我又點AＲ "我根本就唔鐘意你牙 "→大嗌 "
牙兒：好 "係你講GＡ "我走 "→喊住走 "
牙HＯ：死開D TＩM LＡ你 "嘈住曬 "→講講下俾人打左１野 "
原本E個人就係牙WＡI "＊
牙HＯ：你咩Q野牙 "竟然夠膽打我 "你真係未死過AＲ "
牙WＡI：你串牙兒先至真係未死過AＲ "→好嬲 "
牙HＯ：係AＲ "我係串佢AＲ "咁又點牙 "關我咩燃事AＲ "
牙WＡI：你明知佢好愛你GＡ "你唔只拒絕佢 "仲串佢走 "你仲係咪人黎GＡ "
牙HＯ：我係人定係鬼都唔關你E個OＮ拉事LＡ "仲有牙 "係佢自己鐘意我咋MＡ "我冇話我鐘意佢GＡ喎 "佢鐘意我 "你唔係應該好開心GＡ咩 "係人都知你鐘意佢GＡ LＡ "E家既時機巖曬你LＡ "
牙WＡＩ：你 "→俾牙HＯ串到冇聲出 "
牙HＯ：好嬲牙 "打我AＲ "仲唔打 "
牙MＥ屋企電話中 "＊
牙紫：下 "你同左牙K行緊喇 "→估唔到牙K會鐘意牙MＥ GＡ "不過都係好事黎GＥ "
牙MＥ：UＭ "不過得我同牙K 1齊開心係唔夠GＡ "你幾時搵番個AＲ "
牙紫：搵咩把鬼AＲ "→我鐘意佢 "佢都唔鐘意我LＡ "仲好講 "
牙MＥ：咁牙根呢 "
牙紫：我都唔鐘意佢 "
牙MＥ：佢都幾好GＡ "個樣都幾令仔GＥ "
牙紫：但係要有FＥEＬ至得GＡ "有線入AＲ "１陣先打俾你LＡ "衰妹 "BＹE "
牙MＥ：BＹE "
2008-7-17 06:02 PM
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第９回 "◆３角戀（下）
牙紫電話中 "＊
牙根：喂 "係牙紫MＡ "→大件事喇 "
牙紫：喂 "牙根 "你把聲點解會咁既 "
牙根：你唔好講咁多先LＡ "牙HＯ佢出左事AＲ "
牙紫：下 "咁大獲 "→牙HＯ你千祈唔好有事AＲ "
牙根：係牙 "→有D驚 "
牙紫：咁你地E家係邊先 "→聽你把聲都知牙HＯ 1定好有事GＡ LＡ "
牙根：我地E家係XＸ果度牙 "你快D落黎LＡ "
牙紫：好 "你地要等我AＲ "→牙紫１講完就CＵT左線喇 "
係１間酒吧到 "＊
牙根：牙HＯ你唔好再喇 "→想阻止牙HＯ "
牙HＯ：你唔好再阻住我喇下 "→１野打左落牙根到 "
牙根：AＲ "→駛唔駛咁大力AＲ "
E個時候牙紫落左黎 "＊
牙紫：牙根 "你冇事AＲ MＡ "→即刻過左去牙根度 "
牙根：你唔好理我先LＡ "牙HＯ佢就殷搞出人命GＡ喇 "
牙HＯ：你咩料AＲ "竟然搞膽打我 "唔知自己成隻MＡ溜咁 "即係得個樣啫 "→禁住左牙WＡI "
牙WＡI冇出過聲 "剩係瞪住牙HＯ "
牙HＯ：做咩牙 "家陣即係兇我AＲ "你有胸咩 "你有至兇我LＡ "白癡仔 "→１野打左落牙WＡI到 "
牙紫：牙HＯ你唔好再打喇 "→捉住左牙HＯ隻手 "
牙HＯ：你彈開D LA "→好唔耐煩咁講 "
牙紫：你醒下LＡ "唔該 "→CＯM左牙HＯ 1巴 "
牙HＯ：哈 "你竟然夠膽打我 "→得低左個頭 "
牙紫：邊個話我唔敢AＲ "→你知唔知我個心係好痛GＡ "
牙HＯ：咩你唔係好鐘意我GＡ咩 "你唔心痛GＡ咩 "→得低左個頭係度係咁笑 "
牙紫：係牙 "我係鐘意你AＲ "但係我唔係鐘意E家E個咁樣既你牙 "你明唔明AＲ "→拎杯水潑落牙HＯ到 "
牙HＯ：你知唔知道我好HＵRＴ GＡ "我真係好鐘意牙MＥ "但係佢對我１ Ｄ FＥEＬ都冇AＲ "→捉住左牙紫隻手 "
牙紫冇出過聲 "剩係KＩSＳ左牙HＯ１下 "E個情況下牙HＯ並冇反抗 "＊
牙根：牙紫 "→心碎 "
係E個情況抵下 "牙根見到自己鐘意既人同緊自己既好兄弟 "係度做埋D令到佢最唔想見到既事 "＊
2008-7-17 06:02 PM
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第1０回 "◆當牙根失戀時（上）
牙紫：牙根 "→令番轉後面 "
牙根：對唔住AＲ "我唔應該阻住你地 "唔好意思LＯ "→有D嬲 "
牙HＯ：牙根 "其實我地 "→其實牙HＯ都知道牙根鐘意牙紫GＡ "
牙根：你唔駛解釋LＡ "你地做過D咩你地自己最清楚 "→好嬲咁出左去 "
牙HＯ：你等我１陣AＲ "→即刻出左去搵牙根 "
係酒吧出面 "＊
牙HＯ：牙根 "你聽我講先LＡ "→捉住左牙根隻手 "
牙根：我冇時間聽你講AＲ "→想TＨIＮK開牙HＯ隻手 "
牙HＯ：我同牙紫真係冇野GＡ "→好大力咁捉實牙根隻手 "
牙根：冇野GＡ嘩 "點會KＩSＳ牙 "仲係度講大話 "→好大聲咁講 "成條街D人都聽到AＲ "
牙HＯ：我同你咁好兄弟 "你點解唔信我啫 "→好認真 "
牙根：你明知我鐘意牙紫GＡ "你仲話會幫我 "但係到E家你就出賣左我 "唔通就係我既好兄弟喇咩 "
牙HＯ：牙根 "我 "→點解你係要唔信我喎 "
牙根：你唔好理我LＡ "仲有AＲ "我地再唔會係兄弟 "係咁LＡ "→就咁TＨIＮK左牙HＯ隻手走左人LＵ "
牙HＯ：牙根 "→大嗌 "但係牙根冇理到佢 "
女A：嘩 "估唔到E家D人咁變態GＡ "搞埋BＬ "→拖住條仔行緊條街 "
牙HＯ：你嘈咩燃野AＲ "係咪未試過俾人打AＲ "→好兇咁瞪住女A "
女A：唔講咪唔講LＯ "以為自己大曬咩 "→梗係即刻拉埋條仔走人LＡ "
係酒吧到 "＊
牙紫：佢點AＲ "→睇牙HＯ咁既樣唔方係好事黎GＡ喇 "唉 "
牙HＯ：你話呢 "→拎起枝啤酒係度飲 "
牙紫：即係話佢仲嬲緊頭先我地 "→講講下有D臉紅 "
牙HＯ：你都有眼睇GＡ LＡ "→我就冇眼睇喇 "
牙紫：對唔住AＲ "我 "→有D想喊 "
牙HＯ：做咩講對唔住AＲ "E家錯既唔係你 "→E家牙根覺得錯既人係我牙 "
牙紫：但係我無LＡLＡ ＫIＳS你喎 "→好激動又臉紅LＵ "
牙HＯ：但係我冇即時反抗 "就係我既錯 "仲飲緊枝野 "
牙紫：但係我唔巖先GＡ "
牙HＯ：我錯就係錯在我當左你係牙MＥ "我至KＩSＳ你咋 "
牙紫：哦 "係咩 "→原來你１直剩係當我係牙MＥ "
牙HＯ：都好晏GＡ喇 "你快D返去LＡ "→有D云云地 "
牙紫冇出到聲喊住出左去 "＊
係１條街到 "＊
牙根：點解點解喎 "→拎住成打啤酒係度對 "
牙MＥ：E "係牙根 "→咁晏仲係度既 "
牙根：牙MＥ "點解你會係度既→喊左出黎 "
牙MＥ：哦 "我悶咪出黎行下LＯ "咁你又做咩AＲ "→１睇就知你失戀LＡ "
牙根：點解點解 "→又拎起左枝啤酒係度對 "
牙MＥ：咩點解AＲ "你快D講我聽LＡ "
牙根：點解點解 "點解點解喎 "→無LＡLＡ係度大嗌 "
牙MＥ：你唔好點解又點解先LＡ "你講左我至知你發生左咩事GＡ "→打左牙根個頭１下 "
牙根：牙紫佢竟然同牙HＯ KＩSＳ AＲ "→你駛唔駛大力打我AＲ "好痛GＡ "
牙MＥ：下 "咁好 "→估唔到佢地會咁快喎 "
牙根：連你都話好 "鳴鳴 "咁我有咩唔好喎 "
2008-7-17 06:03 PM
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第1０回 "◆當牙根失戀時（下）
係１條街到 "＊
牙MＥ：咩你成個女人咁GＡ "係又點 "唔係又點AＲ "你D咁既男仔剩係識得喊 "咩事都唔識諗GＥ "牙紫最初冇擇到你 "係巖既 "→我要激發你既上進心先得 "
牙根：唔通我真係好冇用 "→喊 "
牙MＥ：係AＲ "你唔死都冇用AＲ "
牙根：鳴鳴 "咁我１死俾你地睇LＡ "→有D驚 "但已經想向前衝果條馬路 "
牙MＥ：你諗清楚D先LＡ "唔通你做人真係冇主見既 "我叫你死就去死GＡ喇 "如果你成世都係咁既話 "牙紫仲會唔會俾機會你AＲ "→你唔係真係咁傻去死AＲ "
牙根：我唔想死 "我真係唔想死 "我真係好愛牙紫GＡ "但係會有人幫我咩 "佢地個個都撐牙HＯ多過我GＡ LＡ "→停左係度 "個身仲不斷咁震 "仲喊得好犀利TＩM "
突然間牙K黎左 "＊
牙K：你仲有我地２個GＡ MＡ "→行左過去牙MＥ "仲對住牙根笑住TＩM "
牙MＥ：係AＲ "我地睇好你GＡ "→拖住左牙K隻手 "
牙根：你地真係肯幫我 "→好感動AＲ "
牙MＥ：梗係 "我地係FＤ黎GＡ MＡ "
牙根：好多謝你地AＲ "→感動到想過黎攬住牙MＥ "
牙K：HＥY "哩樣野我幫你唔到喇 "
牙MＥ：係牙 "→臉紅LＵ "
牙根：你地 "
牙K：我地已經行緊喇 "
牙根：哎呀 "你個衰妹AＲ "E家先話我知 "→偷笑 "
牙MＥ：哈 "你仲笑牙 "信唔信我唔幫你AＲ喇 "
牙根：哎呀 "得喇得喇 "驚左你喇 "幫主 "
牙MＥ＋牙根＋牙K：哈哈 "
2008-7-17 06:03 PM
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第1１回 "◆牙MＥ既抉擇（上）
係髮型屋 "＊
牙MＥ：行入去LＡ "→想推牙根入去 "
牙根：得喇得喇 "→好無奈既入左去 "
髮型師：請問想點剪呢 "
牙根：A "→睇黎睇去本雜誌都係冇心水既 "
牙MＥ：你話事LＡ "總之巖佢個樣就得GＡ喇 "→對住個髮型師講 "係牙根既耳邊細聲講 "
牙根：掂唔掂GＡ "→係牙MＥ既耳邊細聲講 "
牙MＥ：唔黎都黎左LＡ "你唔係想係E個時候話俾我聽你想走AＲ "
髮型師：UＭ "咁好LＡ "牙HＯ你帶佢入去洗頭先LＡ "
牙HＯ：係既 "→１見到牙根就有D尷尬 "
牙根：牙MＥ "我都係走先喇 "→見到牙HＯ好火牙E家 "
牙MＥ：牙根 "你同我企係度AＲ "→大嗌 "
牙根：唔得黎 "我１見到佢我就唔得GＡ喇 "→好激動 "
牙MＥ：你唔係想牙紫同佢１齊AＲ "→係牙根既耳邊細聲講 "
牙根：梗係唔係LＡ "→好大聲咁講 "
牙MＥ：咁你識做GＡ啦 "→同牙根打左個眼色 "
牙HＯ：牙MＥ "你地得未牙 "→大嗌 "
牙MＥ：連牙根都入埋黎LＡ "你話得未AＲ "→對住牙HＯ笑 "
牙HＯ：得都唔駛串我AＲ " →我覺得牙MＥ今日好唔同 "佢今日真係比平日對我既態度好左 "
牙根：咁你仲KＮOＷ唔KＮOＷ牙 "→有D嬲 "
牙HＯ：係既 "→同牙根入左去 "
入左去之後 "＊
牙HＯ：你係咪仲係嬲緊我AＲ "→幫緊牙根洗緊頭 "
牙根：你洗就洗LＡ "唔好講咁多野LＡ "→好無情 "
牙HＯ：我同牙紫佢真係１ Ｄ野都冇GＡ "→好激動 "
牙根：冇野又點會KＩSＳ牙 "→愈講愈火 "
牙HＯ：係 "我地真係KＩSＳ左AＲ "但係唔係我KＩSＳ佢先GＡ "係佢自己KＩSＳ我先GＡ "→幫牙根洗完個頭LＵ "
牙根：你洗完喇何 "→諗住走 "
牙HＯ：牙根 "唔通你信個識左剩係得７個月既女仔多過識左1０年既好兄弟 "→對牙根有D失望 "
牙根：係 "→好無情既講 "
有個人拍左牙HＯ 1下 "＊
牙HＯ：牙MＥ "咩係你AＲ "→１見到牙MＥ成個人開心曬 "
牙MＥ：係AＲ "唔通係鬼咩 "
牙HＯ：點解你地會黎E度既 "
牙MＥ：鐘意黎咪黎LＯ "唔得咩 "
牙HＯ：喂牙 "我講真GＡ "你唔好再玩LＡ "好冇AＲ "→今次好認真 "
牙MＥ：好少見到你咁認真喎 "→俾牙HＯ嚇親 "
牙HＯ：你答我LＡ "→捉住左牙MＥ隻手 "
2008-7-17 06:03 PM
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第1１回 "◆牙MＥ既抉擇（下）
係髮型屋 "＊
牙MＥ：放手AＲ "→個樣好兇AＲ "
牙HＯ：我唔放AＲ "→厚住面捉到牙MＥ隻手好痛AＲ "
牙MＥ：你仲知唔知醜GＡ "→冇再叫牙HＯ放手 "
牙HＯ：你終於唔肯放手喇咩 "→即係証明我地仲有機會LＡ "
牙MＥ：係AＲ "你咁鐘意捉著我隻手唔放AＲ MＡ "咁我咪俾你捉到夠本LＯ "→點解你到E家都仲係唔明GＡ "
牙HＯ：即係話你肯接受我LＡ "→好激動 "但係又好開心 "
牙MＥ：點解你咁蠢GＡ "→真係就黎俾你激死GＡ喇 "
牙HＯ：咁即係你做我既女朋友LＡ "→想攬住牙MＥ "
牙MＥ：唔係喎 "因為我剩係可以當你係好朋友GＡ咋 "→對住牙HＯ笑１笑 "
牙HＯ：點解牙 "→我唔係好信LＯ "
牙MＥ：因為我有左牙K喇 "我同左佢係埋１齊 "→臉紅 "
牙HＯ：唔會GＡ "如果唔係 "點解你會１時間對我咁好 "點會俾我捉住你隻手AＲ "
牙MＥ：你咪傻LＡ "我對你好係因為我想你同牙根好番咋 "仲有我點解會俾你捉住我隻手 "係因為我知道你始終會有１刻放開我隻手 "
牙HＯ：係咩 "→終於放開左牙MＥ隻手喇 "
牙MＥ：係咪AＲ "我都話左GＡ LＡ "嘻嘻 "→唉 "我都唔想咁絕GＡ "E家講清楚好過遲D令你難過AＲ "
係E個時候牙根入左黎睇下牙MＥ佢係唔係度 "＊
牙根：牙MＥ "→係牙MＥ後面拍左１下 "
牙MＥ：嘩 "嚇死人咩 "→令轉面望１望 "
牙根：你冇事AＲ MＡ "→對住牙MＥ笑１笑 "
牙MＥ：你你你 "→你唔好話我知你係牙根AＲ "
牙根：做咩野AＲ你 "→打左牙MＥ個頭１下 "
牙MＥ：你你你 "唔好話我知你係牙根AＲ "
牙根：係AＲ "有咩唔妥AＲ "→覺得牙MＥ怪怪地 "
牙MＥ：哈哈哈 "哈哈 "哈 "→我係咪發緊夢AＲ "
牙根：你做咩野AＲ "→又打左牙MＥ１下 "
牙MＥ：哈哈 "哈 "→我就黎笑死GＡ喇 "
牙根：喂 "你笑夠未牙 "你今朝係咪未食藥定係未睇醫生AＲ "→今次好大力咁打左牙MＥ 1野 "
牙MＥ：好痛牙 "駛唔駛咁大力喎 "→扮細路 "
牙根：你係度猛咁笑AＲ "又唔應我喎 "我都唔知你笑咩 "我嗌左你３次GＡ喇 "→有少少嬲 "
牙MＥ：我笑 "我笑牙HＯ咋MＡ "→望住牙HＯ "
牙HＯ：下 "→你笑得真係好令AＲ "
牙根：係咩 "咁又關我咩事AＲ "→望１望牙HＯ "
牙MＥ：車 "唔關你事AＲ "咁你唔好知喇 "→扮到好似好神秘咁樣 "
牙根：下 "係咩事牙 "→係咪個牙HＯ講緊我以前細個賴尿果件事AＲ "
牙MＥ：哼 "唔講你知等你心思思 "→扮嬲 "
牙根：姐姐AＲ "唔好咁蝦我E個弟弟LＡ "→跟牙MＥ係度扮細路 "
牙MＥ：E個係我同牙HＯ既秘密 "牙HＯ "唔好講佢知啫 "→同牙HＯ打左個眼色 "
牙根：唔講未唔講LＯ "好巴閉咩 "
突然間牙K黎左喎 "
牙K：牙MＥ "
牙根：係牙K喎 "
牙MＥ：牙K "→走過去牙K到 "
牙K：E "係牙HＯ "→拖住左牙MＥ隻手 "
牙HＯ：係LＯ "咩咁巖既 "
牙根：牙K "都到下午時間GＡ喇 "不如我地１齊去食野LＡ "→好想走 "
牙MＥ：咩你好想走咩 "→瞪住牙根 "
牙根：哦 "我太肚餓咋MＡ "→好唔鉅咁望住牙HＯ "
牙K：牙HＯ "不如我地１齊食AＲ "
牙根：下 "→想講埋落去 "但係又俾牙MＥ阻止左佢出聲 "
牙MＥ：係LＯ "去LＡ "
牙HＯ：但係 "→見到牙根好似唔想佢去咁樣呢 "
牙MＥ：你係唔係連陪我食１飯都唔肯AＲ "→扮到有少少嬲 "
牙HＯ：唔係 "我去LＡ "→你叫我陪我１定會奉陪既 "
牙K：咁我地行LＡ "→同牙MＥ笑１笑
2008-7-17 06:03 PM
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第1２回 "◆牙玲的奸計（上）
係１間酒吧到 "＊
牙兒：鳴鳴 "→係度猛咁喊 "
牙玲：牙兒AＲ "你唔好咁LＡ "
牙兒：鳴鳴 "佢竟然為左果個咁既牙MＥ黎罵我AＲ "我有咩比唔起佢喎 "點解佢鐘意佢都唔鐘意我AＲ "→拎起張TＩSＳUＥ黎抹眼淚 "
牙玲：梗係唔係LＡ "你樣又令 "身材又正 "佢果D咁既低能 "又極度白癡既姣婆 "係度發老姣 "去姣仔咋MＡ "→拎起個玻璃瓶大氣既拋左落地 "
牙兒：鳴鳴 "我真係好鐘意佢GＡ "
牙玲：E D人要唔要都把GＡ LＡ "你以為佢真係好巴閉咩 "
牙WＡI：未就係LＯ "你駛咩為E D人喊啫 "冇左佢 "話唔定仲有其他好男仔呢 "→好明顯我鐘意你GＡ啦 "
牙兒：你收聲LＡ "→好惡 "
牙玲：牙兒 "你唔好咁激動先LＡ "
牙兒：唔係咁點喎 "我就黎DＩN GＡ喇 "你叫我點再忍AＲ "我就黎唔得GＡ喇 "→講講下跪左係地下度 "
牙玲：牙兒 "唔通你唔想１世都得到牙HＯ GＡ咩 "→係牙兒耳隻邊細聲講 "
牙兒：咁即係話你肯幫我 "→１聽到牙玲有計仔即刻起番身 "正曬 "
牙玲：牙WＡI "你幫我CＡLＬ俾１個人 "→同牙WＡI打左個眼色 "
牙WＡI：係 "咁我知道係邊個喇 "
牙玲：今次你仲唔死 "→奸笑 "
2008-7-17 11:49 PM
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