halo..
今次係我第2篇小說黎咖喇..
但係果篇因為作得唔好//
所以停左..
希望大家都支持我e篇小說啦..!!
(仲有今次用左第1生黎作咖..
但係同我1 d關係都冇咖!!)

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妍{我}:15碎..串串地..雖然係令女,,但係冇拍拖經驗咖..!!因為.....

沁:15碎..好溫柔..好刺大姐姐咖!!係妍既BEsT FD..

晞:15碎..好令仔..但好花心..但因為呀妍..所以變得..

樂:15碎..係呀晞個老死..雖然睇落去D性格同晞一樣..但奇實..

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請大家多多支持..!!
記住留cm呀..!!!!!!!!!
THx...!!

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HAL0..我叫呀妍呀..雖然我日日都起碼有10個男仔以上,,

黎同我示愛..但我全部都同佢SAy N0..!!因為..

我唔知咩野叫做愛..所以我到而+都冇任何拍拖經驗咖!!

西利呢..!!呵呵..!!

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{不擔心跌倒..但淚水不願給你看到..}

我:喂..?!咩事..?!(味訓醒..)

沁:小姐..仲問咩事..今日要返學呀..!!

    再唔起身就遲到喇,,!!

我:0H..我的老媽..!!我以+刻落黎呀..!!

    你係0K等我啦..!!BYe BYe..!!

{我唸..我E細人刷牙,,換3甘快..

都係今次咖喇..!!}

我:呼..呼..唔好意思呀..!!我又遲到..!!S0R呀!!≧△≦""

沁:D0N"T MIND啦..!!我地而+去食野落..!!(微笑..)

我:嗯..!!去M記食啦,,!!

沁:好..!!

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我:嘩..!!甘多人既..?!!?@.@??

沁:係..多到想死..=[]=

X:喂..前面果2位小姐..!!唔該唔好阻路..!!

我:(拎轉頭..)嘩..撞鬼..原來係XX晞..!!

晞:E..係我地班最令女果2位WO..

    點呀?!?!冇位坐呀..!?!?洗唔洗同我地一齊坐呀..?!

我:唔洗..!!多謝你既好心..更可況而+有位..

    (坐低左)呀沁過黎呀..!!

沁:嗯..呀妍..我去買野食呀..!!你坐係到等我呀..!!

我:好呀..!!

{甘岩..我格黎果張桌..D人走左..}

晞:喂..呀樂..!!有位呀..!!過黎啦..!!

樂:得喇..!!

{我拎轉面,,當見唔到佢地..}

晞:{覺得有好野玩..}喂..呀樂去買野食啦..!!

樂:好呀..!!錢呀..!!唔該..!!(伸隻手出黎..)

晞..哎呀..!!唔好甘衰啦..請下我食野啦..!!

樂:唉..算喇..!!食咩野呀..?!

晞:2號..!!

樂:0K..!!(走左去買野食..)

晞:呀妍..好悶呀..!!搵D野黎講下啦..!!

我:呀生..聽講我同你唔係好熟咋WO..

    仲有..!!我同你,,冇咩好講囉..!!=[]=

晞:{E個人真好玩..!!}哎呀..!!唔好甘講啦,.!!

    講講下咪熟囉..!!

我:好..我同你講..你覺唔覺得你自己好膠呀?!!?

晞:但我令仔WO..

我:(無奈INg)下..你令仔?!!?唔係呀化..?!!?

晞:正是..!!你知唔知呀..?!!?有好多女都敗起我手上咖?!

    可能,,你遲D都你奇中一個呀..!!

我:下..無可能..

晞:點解?!!?@.@??

我:因為,,我連任何拍拖經驗都冇..連[愛]都唔知係咩..

    你覺得我會中意你咩!?!?

晞:下..?!?!哈哈..!!拖都味拍過..?!!?唔係呀!?!?

{笑得勁大聲..!!成間M記D人都望住佢..!!}

我:喂..!!你細聲D啦..!!(面紅..)

晞:好..好..!!唔笑..甘洗唔洗哥哥教你咩野叫做[愛]呀?!!?

我:好呀..!!你教到先算啦,..!!

晞:哈哈..!!你睇住黎啦..!!

{呀沁同呀樂走左過黎..}

沁:妍..野食到..!!

樂:喂..!!食野啦..!!

我:THX YOU呀..!!

晞:哈哈..!!我唔客氣喇..!!

{我唸..我第日既日子張會過得好難忘..!!}

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唉..

點解冇人回咖..=[]=

唉..

傷心INg..=[]=

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"學校________________*}}

{我間學校係名副其實既[BAnd3]學校..

點解我會甘講..?!你地一陣就知..}

我:唉..今日又有早會呀..實悶到痴根啦..=[]=

沁:唉..算啦..!!係果到訓教啦..!!

我:嗯..!!(點頭)反正都冇人罵咖啦..!!

沁:係呢..!!

"禮堂___________________*}}

校長=校:各位同學早晨..好開心可以見到你地..(下刪100萬字..)

我:我唔多開心見到你WO..(唔倨..)

沁:(打喊路..)唉..好眼訓呀/..!!

我:甘訓啦..!!都唔比人罵咖啦..!!

沁:點解..!!

我:(指一指後面..)你睇下..

沁:(拎轉頭..)嘩..幾時有2隻死豬係到咖..?!

我:不嬲都有咖啦..!!係你唔留意姐..!!

沁:係你先會留意佢地咖姐..!!(奸笑..)

我:(面紅.)你講咩呀..!!鬼有呀..知不過係岩岩見到姐..!!

沁:係..係..!!你岩哂..!!

我:知就好啦..!!呵呵..!!

晞:(醒左.)你地講緊邊個呀..!!??

我:總之唔係講緊你囉..!!

晞:係咩?!?!扮哂野..!!

我:食屎啦.!!鬼有扮哂野呀?!!?

晞:唔知呢?!!?唔知邊個甘留意我呢?!!?

我:*街..!!鬼有留意你呀..?!你當自己係邊個呀!??!(面紅+大聲)

{成間學校D人都望住我..=[]=}

校:咳..咳..!!E 2位同學..!!雖然我知你地D關係,,係好好..!!

    但身為學生你唔應該講呢D野咖..!!請你地完左早會之後,,

    留係到..!!我有D野要同你地講..!!咳..咳..!!好喇..我地入返正題..!!(下刪1千萬字..)

我:妖..!!我同佢D關係好好..?!!?條*街搞到我冇野面就真..(唔倨...)

晞:咩WO..!!我都係有果句講果句姐..!!(扮喊..)

我:妖..你條..!!(想打佢甘樣..)

沁:(捉住我..)妍..!!你冷靜D啦..!!我知你而+好唔倨..!!

    但都冷靜D啦..!!

樂:係囉..!!你唔好甘火啦..!!我知呀晞把口係衰D..!!

    但都唔好甘啦..!!

晞:咩呀..!!我把口有幾衰WO..

樂:(冷啤佢一眼..)

晞:(驚驚地..)係..係..!!唔好意思囉..!!

我:哼..!!

{鈴..鈴..!!}

校:好喇..!!上堂中聲都打左喇..!!請大家上返課室..

{D人織刻彈係哂.,!!}

校:咳..!!仲有..請頭先果2位同學留係到..!!

我:唉..!!魚死..!!

晞:算啦..!!

我:你收聲..!!(啤左佢一眼..)

{D人都走哂喇..!!得返我同條*街..!!=[]=)

校:好喇..!!E2位同學..!!請問你地頭先發生咩事..!??!

我:發生咩事,,都唔關你事..!!(串)

校:E位同學..!!你點可以同校長甘..

晞:(拍一拍校長個搏頭..係佢耳邊講野..)

校:哦..原來係甘..!!但係,,你地係學校講呢D用語都唔係幾好..!!

    所以,,我要罰你地清潔你地既課室,,1個星期..!!

我:下..做咩冇啦啦會甘咖..!?!?

晞:算啦..!!1個星期姐..!!

校:好喇..!!上堂中聲打左喇..!!返去課室上堂啦..!!

晞:好既..!!

我:咪住先啦..!!你夠竟講左D咩呀?!?!

晞:哎呀..!!我等陣話比你聽啦..!!上去課室先啦..!!(走左)

校:呀..而+D學生真係SWEET咖姐..!!第日舉辦1個..

    {最佳情侶}比賽都唔錯WO..甘一黎可以令學生開心..

    2黎又可以....(下刪1百萬字..)

{之後,,比條8公推左上去課室..!!=[]=

唉..我唸我做左15年人,,最無奈都係E次咖喇..!!=[]=}

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我:喂..!!你好放開我喇.,.,!!(fing放晞隻手..)

晞:車..放咪放囉..!!甘惡做咩姐..!!(放開左...)

我:車..對你d甘既人洗鬼..!!

{比個miss打斷左..}

miss=m:咳..咳..請問你係唔係當我死咖?!!?

我:正是..!!

m:你而+你咩態度呀..?!?

我:對你既態度..!!

m:你..!!好記然你地甘中意罵交呀ma..

    好..我就張你地2個坐埋一齊..!!

    等你地罵飽佢..!!

我:唔要呀..!!我唔要同條8公坐呀..!!!(不滿..)

m:冇得唔要喇..!!xx沁同xx樂一齊坐..!!

    你地2個{指住我同晞}坐過去....!!

我:妖..正一食屎狗..!!(惡..)

m:好喇..好大家打開書..p.14頁..我地而+開始上堂..!!

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我:妖..死8公..!!嘈咩呀嘈..!!搞到我要同你坐呀/...!!

晞:咩wo..!!你係同我嘈咋..!!

我:你收聲..!!唔好嘈..!!(惡)

沁:唉..!!妍..算啦..!!

我:唉..!!我覺得我好可憐呀..!!

沁:我知..!!

我:唉..!!好傷心..!!

晞:喂..呀樂..{拍佢個搏頭..}

樂:咩事..?!?!

晞:我覺得我以後會有好野玩..!?!?

樂:點解甘講!?!?

晞:因為....嘿..!!你第日就知..!!

樂:車..扮野野..!!

{唉..e日真係我做左甘奈人..最可憐既一日..

我第日會點呀!?!?唉....=[]=}

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{我以經去搵左同公喇..!!落左堂都唔知..=[]=}

沁:喂..妍..醒喇..!!小息喇..!!

我:嗯..(起身..)

沁:喂..!!落去小食部買野食囉..!!

我:好呀..!!落去啦..!!(企左起身..)

{出到去..見到一個令我好唔倨既場面..=[]=}

姣婆A:小晞晞..!!同我一齊去食野呀..!!我請呀..!!

姣婆B:小晞晞..!!唔好理佢姐..!!同我去食..!!

         你食咩我都請你食..!!屎都得..!!{下..!!屎..?!?!=[]=}

姣婆C:你膠咖..?!?!叫我既小晞晞去食屎..!?!?你KAI咖!?!?

{妖..好煩..係甘嘈..!!正一死姣婆..!!我XX妍..生平就係最憎姣婆咖喇..!!

+下仲要成大舊..左住哂..!!左住都不突示..!!仲要姣個8公..!!咩眼光黎咖?!?=[]=}

晞:{E..呀妍WO..哈..有野玩..!!}哎呀..!!記然你地甘想同我一齊去食野落..!!

     甘我地就一齊食野啦..!!

姣婆A-Z:好呀!!!!!!!{尖叫..}

{我終於忍唔住喇..!!!!!!}

我:妖..!!你知唔知你地好Q煩呀..!!嘈Q住哂..!!知唔知你地左住本小姐我條路呀..!!??

    姣仔以經樣衰咖啦..!!仲要姣E條友..!!你地真係好黑我憎囉..!!*街,,!!{火}

{成村人望哂過黎........=[]=}

姣婆Q:咩呀..!?!?+下我地姣仔又關你事既..!?!?仲咩呀..?!!?

          +下你係小晞晞條女咩!?!?

我:{火}係又點..!!唔係又點呀..!?!?關你咩事呀!?!?豬西..!!

姣婆Q:嗚..!!小晞晞..!!佢罵我呀..!!{扮哂野..}

晞:{笑}唉..!!小妍妍..!!你唔好甘啦..!!我知你呷緊醋..!!但都唔可以甘咖MA..!!

我:妖..!!你收啦..!!{推開佢..走左..}

沁:喂..!!妍..!!等埋呀..!!明知我係運動白痴咖啦..!!仲跑得甘快..!!{追住我..}

姣婆Q:小晞晞..佢好惡呀..!!

晞:但佢惡得黎令呀..!!你得唔得呀?!!?

姣婆Q:小晞晞..!!你做咩呀..?!!?甘講野既..?!!?{扮Q...=[]=}

晞:冇做咩..!!只不過見到你既衰樣,,就想嘔囉..!!{扮嘔..}

姣婆Q:嗚..!!你好過分呀..!!{跑走左..}

樂:喂..晞..!!唔似你WO..!!平時就算幾難食既野,,都食得落咖WO..!!{佢指係人樣..}

    但而+竟然會甘..?!!?轉死性呀?!?!

晞:唔係..!!但我以經搵到一個好玩對象..!!暫時唔想玩奇他人姐..!!{笑}

樂:哦..!!我知係邊個喇..!!

晞:知就好啦..!!你等睇戲啦..!!{笑}

{唉..!!我今日真係好火..失哂禮..最衰都係條*街..

唔係佢..!?!?我洗鬼甘火呀!?!??!死8公..!!}

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"小食部_________________}}

{我落到去,,係甘爆粗..搞到成村人望住哂..!!=[]=

不過,,我真係超火呀..!!!!!!!!!!}

我:妖..!!果條正一死*街黎咖..!!我都唔明而+香港d女仔,,

咩品味,,甘既豬兜..!!都溝得落..!!痴線咖..!!{火爆...!!}

沁:妍..你冷靜d..!!唔好甘火..!!最多姐姐請你食,,

你最中意食既士多啤梨味雪糕落..!!{笑..!!^^}

我:{眼睛發光..!!}係唔係先?!?!

沁:係呀..!!我而+去買..!!你坐係到等我啦..!!{走左..}

我:哦..!!快d wo..!!

晞:{挨左係長到..!!}哦..!!原來..甘就哄到佢既..!!{細聲..}

"沁果邊_________________}}

{好多人..}

沁:呀..!!呀..!!唔該..!!比個士多啤梨味雪糕我呀..!!{係甘跳..!!}

{晞走左過去...!!}

晞:喂..!!呀嬸..!!比個士多啤梨味雪糕我呀..!!

呀嬸:好既..!!等等..!!

沁:{望一望格黎..}e..!!呀晞..!?!?

晞:hi..!!哄呀妍e個任務,,!!就交比我啦..!!{笑...!!}

沁:哦..!!我識做咖喇..!!{走左..}

呀嬸:令仔..!!個個雪糕呀..!!{比佢..}

晞:{接左..}唔該哂..!!令女..!!{放電..!!}

呀嬸: {暈哂..}而+d後生仔..!!真係識得哄人咖姐..!!

"妍果邊_____________________}}

我:點解..!?!?沁甘奈咖..!?!?!{心急..}

晞:{企係妍後面..攞杯雪糕放係佢面前..!!}

我:呀..!!雪糕呀..!!唔該哂係呀..!!沁..!!{好開心..!!}

晞:唔好意思wo..!!我唔係沁..!!{邪笑..!!}

我:{拎個頭去後面..}下..!!你係...!!{無奈..!!}

晞:係..!!{邪笑..}

我:{拎返個頭去前面...!!}呀沁呢..!?!?

晞:佢..!?!?以經張哄係既任務..!!交左比我喇..!!{笑..!!}

我:咩哄我既任務呀?!?!{唔明..!?!?}

晞:{坐左係妍格黎..}咪就係..!!{係妍耳邊講..}

我{面紅.....}

晞:哈..!!咪就係e樣囉..!!{放杯雪糕係妍面前..!!}

我:嘩..!!雪糕呀..!!{笑..!!}多謝你呀,,!!{好sweet甘笑..!!}

晞:{呆左一呆..}

我:喂..!!做咩係到發呆呀..!!{一路食雪糕,,一路講..!!}

晞:冇..!!估唔到係甘細路姐,,!!{笑..!!}

我:咩wo..!!{面紅..}

晞:哈..!!係wo..!!做咩你頭先甘火呀!?!?唔通你..!!中意左我?!?!{邪笑..!!}

我:痴線..!!{面紅..!!}你就想..!!

晞:我梗係想啦..!!{細聲..!!}

我:你講咩呀?!?!

晞:冇..!!我話..!!你一定係中意左我姐..!!{笑..}

我:都話唔係落..!!死自戀狂..!!{面紅..}

晞:哦..!!哦..!!係咩.....!??!

我:係呀..!!呀伯..!!

晞:係wo..!!星期6我地去睇戲呀..!!一唔一齊呀?!?!

我:睇咩戲先..!!??

晞:[塚愛]..!!

我:好呀..!!我想睇好奈咖喇..!!仲有邊個去呀..!!

晞:我唸住叫埋呀樂同沁..!!

我:好呀..!!就甘話..!!

晞:甘好啦..!!星期6..!!1點中..係旺角UA朗豪坊到等啦..!!

我:好既..!!我會同沁講咖喇..!!

晞:嗯..!!

{果言..我係一個好易哄既人..!!但我最愛,,都係食雪糕..!!哈哈..!!xdxd}

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{沁以經返左課室,,同人吹水嚕..}}

我:{見到沁..!!}}死野呀..!!掉低我..!!

沁:咩wo..!!但我都見到你笑容滿面呀..!!{笑}

     點呀..?!你個晞哥對你做左d咩呀?!!?

我:痴線..!!你講咩呀..!?!?有鬼咩!!{面紅..!!}

沁:唔知呢..!?!?{奸笑..!!}

我:哼..!!係wo..!!晞約左我地要睇戲wo..!!你去嗎!?!?

沁:哎呀..!!我會唔會做左電燈膽咖!??!{奸笑..!!}

我:咩wo..!??!你再講..!!信唔信我唔要你呀!?!?

沁:哎呀..!!你添你要你個晞哥咖姐..!!你重色輕友呀..!!

我:哼..!!我以+就唔到你..!!{扮走..!!}

沁:{捉住我..!!}好喇..!!好喇..!!唔講喇..!!

我:{笑}嗯..!!甘就岩喇..!!甘你去唔去睇戲咖!?!?

沁:去喇..!!去喇..!!

{對門開左..!!}

m:好喇..!!各位同學..!!而+開始上堂喇..!!

    請大家攞出普通話書出黎..!!準備上堂..!!

{唉..!!普通話堂..!!我最憎..!!=[]=}

m:好喇..!!以+開始上堂..!!請大家打開書p.24..!!{普}

我:唉..!!

晞:做咩唉聲炭氣呀?!!?

我:冇..!!只不過唔中意普通話堂姐..!!

晞:點解!?!?

我:因為..!!

{比個miss打斷左..}

m:請這2位同學不要談話..!!{普}

我:我中意傾咪傾囉..!!你吹咩!??!

m:你..!!好..!!甘我就請你讀e科書比我聽啦..!!

我:{死喇..!!,,但唔可以冇面咖ma..!!}

     好呀讀咪讀..!!

m:甘讀啦..!!

我:巧9以前,,又一加人..他們尾一天刀生活得巧開心..!!

    彈是有一天..發生了一長災禍..!!令他們沒有了所有的才產....{用緊d勁[正]既普通話讀..}

{全班係甘笑..!!!!!!}

晞:哈...哈..!!唔掛知得你唔中意普通話啦..!!原來係甘..!!{笑到抖唔到氣..}

我:咩..咩wo..!!你好叻咩..?!!?{面紅..!!}

晞:叻過你甘啦..!!哈哈..!!{係到笑..!!}

m:{忍住唔笑..!!}好..好喇..!!請你坐..坐抵啦..!!我地而+正式上堂..!!

我:{坐抵左..!!}我至憎普通話..!!{面紅..!!}

晞:你緊係憎啦..!!你d普通話[好]到..無能囉..!!{笑}

我:咩..咩wo,,!!{面紅..!!}

{就係甘,,我成堂都係到同條8公嘈..!!本身仲以為佢好人添..!!

點知,,仲係甘衰..!!但我知道,,我e世人最憎就係普通話..!!}

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{鈴..鈴..鈴...!!}

"放學_______________*}}

{我係到汁緊書包..}

晞:喂..你等一陣去邊呀?!!?

我:去邊都唔關你事..!!{D氣仲味燒..}

晞:哎呀..!!有人仲嬲緊添..!!點解呀..!!小樂樂..!!??

樂:妖..你好姣呀..!!

晞:連你都甘講..!!嗚嗚..好傷心..!!

我:唉..唔玩喇..!!

沁:妍..SOR呀..!!今日我呀媽叫我早D返屋企呀..!!

    所以,,陪唔到你喇..!!SOSOR呀..!!

我:下..嗯..甘算啦..!!

樂:呀..話時話..!!我今日約左人WO..!!我都陪唔到你喇..!!{同晞講..!!}

晞:嗚..連你都唔要我..!!

樂:唉..我都廢事同你講..!!我走人先喇..!!BYE..!!{走左}

沁:妍..我都走先喇..!!886..!!

我:BYE BYE..!!{揮揮手..}

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沁:E..呀樂..?!!?你仲咩企你到呀..?!?!

樂:冇..!!奇實我都冇約到人..!!只不過,,唔想做電燈膽姐..!!

沁:E..!!你同我一樣WO..!!

樂:哈..!!真係Q..!!

沁:係囉..{笑左一笑..!!}

樂:{呆左一呆..!!}

沁:樂..仲咩你到發呆呀?!!?{個頭整到樂面前}


樂:呀..冇野呀..!!{退後左一步+面紅..}

沁:冇野就好啦..!!有野一定要講比我知呀..!!{拍一拍心口..!!}

樂:嗯..!!{面紅..}係WO..你而+肚餓嗎..!?!?

沁:嗯..小小啦..!!{點頭..}

樂:甘..我地去食KFC落..!!

沁:嗯..好呀..!!

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我:1個,,2個都走哂..!!甘邊個陪我去食野呀!?!?

晞:我囉..!!

我:下..你..!!我驚你食哂我D野咋WO..!!

晞:點會呢..!?!?

我:點知你呀..!?!?

晞:唔會就唔會啦..!!你會咋..!?!?

我:我會..!你食屎..!!我食量好小咖咋..!!

晞:哦..!!係咩!?!?

我:係呀..!!既然你唔信甘咻去食野囉..!!睇下我係唔係講真..!!

晞:好呀,,!!食KFC呀..!!

我:好呀..!!食咪食..!!

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沁:呀..!!呢到有位呀..!!{坐低左..!!}

樂:你食咩呀!?!?我請你呀..!!

沁:下..!!唔好既..!!

樂:哎呀..!!唔怕啦..!!男仔係好應該請女仔食野咖..!!

沁:哦..!!甘多謝你啦..!!

樂:唔洗..!!甘你食咩呀!??!

沁:冇所謂..!!

樂:哦..!!甘我去買啦..!!{走左,.}

我:嘩..甘多人咖..!!

晞:喂..!!我去買野食..!!你去搵位..!!

我:哦..!!

{我見到有2個空位..}

我:唔該..!!請問有冇...!!{望左一望..!!}

     E..!!呀沁..!!點解你係到咖!?!?

     你唔係要早D返堅企咩!?!?

沁:妍..!!奇實係甘既..!!我覺得好刺做左你同晞既電燈膽..!!

    所以咪..話要早返屋企囉..!!SOR呀..!!你唔會嬲我MA..?!?!

我:傻啦..!!點會呀?!!?不過,,點解得你一個既..!?!?

沁:哦..!!呀...{比人打斷左..}

樂:野食到喇..!!{望到我..}E..妍..!?!?點解你係到既..!?!

我:哦..哦..!!!我知喇..!!原來有人門住我,,走去拍拖..!!{奸笑..}

沁+樂:唔好亂講呀..!!{面紅..}

我:呵呵..!!

晞:E..!!甘人齊既..!!

我:呀生..!!你唔好再遲D..!!買甘鬼死奈..!!

晞:咩WO..!!你睇下..!!幾多人..!!{指去買野食到..}

{點知..果到得果4,,5個人買..!!}

我:嘩..!!真係好[多]呀..!!多到呀..!!KFC D生意真係好咖姐..!!

晞:{知道羅左..!!}哎呀..!!唔好講甘多野喇..!!快D開餐啦..!!

     係wo..!!聽日去睇戲wo..!!記唔記得呀!?!?

我:記得呀..!!長氣鬼..!!

{之後,,我地一路食一路係到傾計..!!不過,,係我地儂緊野既奇間,,

有超級多人係到望住我地..!!可能你我地令既關係掛..!!我發覺,,

而+香港地真係好多情侶..!!就算你幾樣衰都好..!!都有拍拖經驗,,

但係,,我就連一次都冇..!!唉..!!什麼是愛呀!?!?}

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{輕輕對我說..好喜歡我..傻傻笑容..心飛了好像煙火..!!}

":電話響______________:"

我:喂..!??!

沁:喂..!?!?妍呀..!!我到左喇..!!你係邊呀!??!

我:我係a出口呀..!!

沁:哦..!!好啦..!!我而+行不過黎啦..!!

我:好既..!!bye..!!

{大約..5分鐘後..!!}

沁:妍..!!halo呀..!!{笑}

我:halo呀..!!我地去戲院落..!!

沁:嗯..!!好啦..!!

"戲院____________________:"

晞:咩佢地甘奈咖..!!{唔耐煩..!!}

樂:唉..!!好仔係甘咖啦..!!等下啦..!!

姣婆a:喂..!!呀b..!!睇下..果到有2個令仔呀..!!

         不如,,過去認識下佢落..!!

姣婆b:好呀..!!{行左埋去..!!}

姣婆a:2位令仔..叫咩名呀..!!同我地做過fd呀..!!

晞:唔好意思wo..!!我對d豬兜..有興趣wo..!!{串}

姣婆b:哎呀..!!你真係得意咖姐..!!{唔知醜..}

沁:喂..呀妍..你睇下..!!佢地2個..好刺同果2條女傾得好開心甘wo..!!

我:{望左過去..}車..明明約左我地..而+係到溝女!?有冇搞錯呀..!?

{唔知點解..?!!?係e個時候..我好刺個心,,好痛..!!好刺有d針,,針緊我甘..}

沁:唉..!!算啦..!!我地行過去落..!!

我:嗯..

晞:我而+唔得閒理你地呀..!!我約左人呀..!!

姣婆a:約左人..!??!咪推左佢囉..!!同姐姐玩開心d..!!

我:xx晞..!!你[好]嗎!?!?{嬲嬲地..!!}

晞:e..你地到左喇..!!{推開果2條姣婆..!!}

我:我一早到左啦..!!只不過,,見到你同d女傾得甘開心..

    咪廢事左你囉..!!我甘好人..!!你好應該請我睇戲呀..!!{嬲..}

晞:{驚}..好..好既..!!你話點就點啦,,!!{苦笑..=v=}

我:甘..你仲唔快d同我去買飛!?!?{命令..!!}

晞:好好..!!我而+去..!!{飛跑}

我:你..!!{指住樂..}同我去買野食..!!快..!!

樂:下...!!好既..!!{飛跑}

沁:妍..!!做咩冇啦啦甘兇既!?!?

我:對住佢呢d人..!!唔兇d點得呀?!?!

沁:係既..!!冷靜d..!!

我:嗯..!!

晞:飛到喇..!!

樂:野食都到..!!

我:嗯..!!good..!!幾點中場!?!?

晞:岩岩好而+開場..!!

我:嗯..!!甘入場啦..!!

ALL:遵命..!!

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{各位觀眾..!!現在開始播放電影..!!請大家關掉手提電話..!!}

我:正..!!開始喇..!!

晞:嘿..!!一定好睇姐..!!

樂:一定啦..!!

沁:好啦..!!唔好講野喇..!!做喇..!!

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"N0_____________●9}]  劇情

{講緊佢地3個係屋企食緊飯..}

Stephy=s:{嘔}(嘔哂d飯出黎..)

s:{食返佢嘔d野出黎..}

余文樂=余:嘔左d野..就唔好食返啦..

s:唔..唔得..!!本書話嘔左幾多野出黎..就要食返哂佢..!!

我:嘩..!!Stephy都幾勇下wo..!!{驚驚地..}

晞:你估果d係唔係真係嘔吐物呀!?!?{笑}

我:我估..係..因為..好核突..!!{震..}

晞:哈..你驚嗎?!?!{笑}

我:我..我驚你個屎忽,,!!你驚..!??!我都味驚啦..!!哈..!!{扮野}

晞:係咩..!?!?甘睇下等一陣點..!?!?{笑}

余:{遺書}我知道我做錯好多野..同第2個女人一齊..

             所以,,我吊頸...............

s:{大喊}點解!?!?點解你要離開我!?!?{失控}

{之後,,Stephy去開煤氣..抱住余文樂條屍..係甘喊..

d火..燒到佢既全身..之後死左.........}

{電影..以經做完喇..請大家係e邊走..}

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沁:嘩..!!套,,套戲..都幾核突下wo..!!

樂:我都覺..!!仲要抱住條屍..條屍仲要有d蟲出哂黎..!!

    e..!!唸返起..!!都覺得核突..!!{打冷震..!!}

晞:點呀!??!你驚唔驚呀?!!?{笑}

我:我..我唔驚..!!但係我覺得Stephy好陰公囉..!!{眼濕濕..@-@"}

晞:嘩..!!你想喊呀!?!?好啦..好啦,,!!

    我做一次好人..等哥哥借個搏頭比你呀..!!{拍下個搏頭..}

我:妖..!!你死開啦,..!!我只不過感性..!!唔係想喊..!!{無奈..!!}

晞:哎呀..!!我都好感性咖..!!

我:你..!??!死開啦..!!{揮手..-A-"}

沁:喂..!!你地..好啦,,!!唔好忽視我地啦..!!{無奈..}

樂:咪係囉..!!點呀!?!?而+去邊呀!?!?

我:分開行啦..!!廢事等一陣D人以為我發神經..!!係甘罵人..!!

晞:係囉..!!我都唔想同D甸婆行囉..!!

我:我都唔想同D 8公一齊行囉..!!

沁:唉..!!好喇..!!唔好嘈喇..!!妍..!!我想去買3呀..!!

     同我一齊去買呀..!!

我:好啦..!!

沁:甘我地走啦..!!BYE..!!

我:{對住晞整左個鬼面..!!之後,,走左..!!}

晞:哈..!!真係超好玩..!!{奸笑..}

樂:你唔係唸住下一個目標..係佢呀?!?!

晞:哈..!!遲D你咪知囉..!!{奸笑..}

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