我佑你地仲好想睇埋佢,,係唔係?!
咁我po la~
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[兩日後]
蝶:陽性...?...點會咁解!!!!!!!!!!
蝶:說明書....說明書牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [接受唔到...]
蝶: [係喊?...] 我成世女都未試過中獎既...咁都中到喎...
蝶:唔得...我要見醫生...可能錯呢....
[婦產科]
醫:恭喜你牙小姐,,同爸爸講la..我諗佢都會好開心,,
蝶:我有左..?
醫:應該係架喇...好小出錯
蝶:我想落...落左佢...
醫:唔好講笑la..你個肚都3個月喇...落?!落到你可能連命都冇!
蝶: [呆] BB既爸爸唔會想要佢.....
醫:你話咩話?..
蝶: [理都唔理到走左]
蝶: [笑]BB.. [摸下自己個肚] [喊]爸爸唔要你...媽媽都唔會要你架...
[撞]
有好多個男仔..
撞到果個..係牙峰...
蝶: [望左牙峰一眼.走.]
峰: [捉住牙蝶..] 咁...熟面口既你...
峰FD:唔係牙...你咁都識牙..峰哥真係人面廣牙...連係婦產科出黎果D女人都識喎! [笑]
蝶: 放手...
峰:牙..我記得喇...果晚係K房俾我扑完唔收錢果個.. [笑]
蝶: [喊...啤住牙峰]
峰FD:雞會唔收錢?!!!!!!俾我扑LA!
蝶:收聲牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [好嬲]
峰:大肚牙你..唔係我MA.. [笑]
蝶:係你既你係咪做佢爸爸丫 [望住牙峰..]
峰: [望住牙蝶..]
蝶:唔係唔該你放手..
峰:係我既話..我會負責....
蝶:[望左牙峰一眼] [笑]係咩..?!我唔希罕!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
牙峰隻手一鬆..牙蝶已經跑走左..
峰FD:個女仔...
峰:...............
峰果班人呆左一陣又去浦過LU..
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潔:牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [大聲]
[冇人應]
潔:牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [再大聲D]
[都係冇人應]
琪: [UM左牙潔把口] KAI架你..幾點牙E加!!!!!!
潔:[望下隻錶] 凌晨3點58分9秘...O..12秒LU..
琪:=0=,,
潔:牙哥牙哥牙哥牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [聲音高達200分貝]
琪:0.0.
風:係.. [擁有極大的黑眼圈]
琪: 牙風.. 我好掛住你牙 [KISS左牙風一啖]
我:好SWEET BOR!~
潔:我話想嘔就真...
琪:好黑人憎牙你,,
潔:對你姐...我1D都唔想你做我牙嫂牙-3-...牙婷又靚過你..又好人過你 [攬住我]..
琪: [呆左一陣]
其實D幾分鐘都冇人講野...我發覺一直以黎最慘果個應該唔係我...係牙琪.......
我拎走左佢好多野....
琪:嗯.... [笑] 緊係LA..牙婷不嬲都靚女架啦....
我:牙琪...
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琪:我冇事bor..
潔:咁都冇事牙..扮野咩你..
?:牙婷~~~~!!!!!
我:?! {咁熟既把聲}
我媽:衰女丫...唔番屋企!!我同你牙爸番左黎喇.!!原來死左黎D度!!
我: [OH MY吉...]
我爸:牙女..我地又同牙峰牙爸牙爸傾好左喇..!!
我媽:決定俾你同牙峰結婚喇!!記住唔好似上次咁失禮喇...如果唔係你死10次都唔掂牙!!!!!!!!!!!
我:......好......
我媽:咁就最好LA [笑笑口]真係我既乖女..咁樣我同你牙爸可以搵多幾億牙..哈哈哈 [奸爆]
我:難牙!!!!!!!!!我仲未玩夠架!!!先唔會咁快嫁!!
我媽:唔嫁都要嫁架喇!!今次你既舞伴冇得再俾你簡!!!!!!!一定係牙峰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
潔: [睇黎牙哥一世都得唔到牙婷LU...牙峰靚仔過佢..又有錢過佢..]
風: [臉色都變晒]
我: 唔牙..我唔去睇你地點死..
我媽: [奸笑]你精牙媽都唔蠢得晒
我媽: 食蕉!!!!!!!!!!
我:- -
[有超大既腳步聲黎緊]
我:喂..咪住先...我係女仔..佢地係男.,...咁都好容易走到姐我~牙媽...你太蠢喇
我媽:你錯喇 [笑]
我:唔係MA..
D一班食蕉...竟然係女仔....仲個個有超多肌肉...生埋心口毛TIM..
我媽:佢地就係我係各國搵番黎既精英..
我:佢地會唔會係基架...
我媽:唔知喎咁又..俾定個防狼器你囉..
我: [YEAH~] 多謝牙媽~~~~~
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跟住成班蕉帶我走左去第2度LU~
我媽:牙女牙..D間房係你既,佢地都會跟埋你入黎,因為大家都係女仔MA..
唔好偷走牙.,牙媽為我地好架咋
我:OKOK,,走LA走LA
我媽:55 [走]
我:[拎過防狠器出黎]
[ 磁‵磁‵磁‵]
我:YEAH~又俾我電出一條血路~~
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我:E加應該點呢......去牙峰度!!!我要佢幫我地取消結婚!!!
[乜我真係咁唔想嫁俾牙峰咩?算LA,搵出牙峰先算...]
我:的士!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
的:去邊度呢小姐?
我:XXXXXX
的:好既..
差唔多去度果時,..
的:唔好出聲..
的:打劫....
我:妖... 0徒 我時間牙MA..
的:我叫你唔好講野牙!!!!!!!!! [拎把刀出黎] 劃花你塊面丫喇!!!!!!!
我: 唔好牙!!!!!!SORRY牙大佬....劫啦劫啦...
[錢姐...俾佢拎囉...個樣最緊要!!!!!!!!]
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幾經辛苦..終於去到牙峰屋企.....又入去LU....唉,.,,我不嬲都係到自入自出
所以D食蕉牙,牙4牙,一見到我就俾我入去架喇,
我:牙峰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
峰:牙婷?!!!!!做咩牙.?你唔嬲我NA‵?
我:妖...唔得閒同你講DD牙.....你知唔知唔我地牙爸牙媽又要我地結婚喇!!!!!!結婚?!唔係訂婚喇?!!!!死喇
點算好牙..
突然之間..有音樂既...
峰:跳隻舞先講..好冇..?
[好耐都未試過俾牙峰攬住條腰喇....]
峰: [望住我] 我地結婚...你唔想咩....?
係囉....我唔想咩...點解我仲要咁激動?!我唔愛佢咩..?
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